How long will feckless Joe Biden ignore the grave threat of sharks and electric boats? (Satire)

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Last edited Wed Jun 12, 2024, 01:44 PM - Edit history (1)

Rex Huppke, USA TODAY

Thank God for MY PRESIDENT, Donald J. Trump, the one presidential candidate with courage enough to confront the greatest twin threats of our time: sharks and electric boat batteries.

At a recent rally, Trump brought up the dilemma that’s keeping so many Americans who ride through shark-infested waters in battery-powered boats awake at night: “What would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?”

It’s truly every electric-boat-using parent’s worst nightmare, assuming they don’t understand how boat batteries work and don't question why the shark that’s 10 yards over there wouldn’t also be getting electrocuted.

“Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking?” Trump smartly asked. “Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/long-feckless-joe-biden-ignore-091205841.html

[murielm99]

1. Does everyone understand that this is humor?

I hope so. There is so little to laugh at these days.

[William769]

2. I realize you copied the headline.

But some people here are not happy. If you get my meaning. I myself get it.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

6. Just added the satire tag

For those who may not get it.

[MOMFUDSKI]

3. I bet Joe has a hell of a haymaker at the

ready. We wait. lol

[Arne]

4. We do not know people at MIT

but we did have a slick little electric boat.
Ran on a 32VDC system using banks of
golf cart batteries.
Took my nieces out to the backwater to swim
because the swim team was named the
Bermuda Sharks. https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=470823278417967&set=a.470823228417972

Never felt endangered by them.

[Sneederbunk]

5. TSF jumped the shark a long time ago.

[EYESORE 9001]

7. Electric Boat is a subsidiary of General Dynamics

For awhile I lived down the street from this shipyard, where my boat was undergoing repairs. No one was concerned about electrocution - in the ocean. Durr.
🤪

[Goddessartist]

8. Perfect picture

right here:

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. The perfect necktie for President Biden to wear when he debates Trump in a couple of weeks

Link to tweet