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(115,345 posts) Sat Sep 21, 2024, 12:04 PM Sep 21

Jeff Tiedrich - this week in stupid: September 21 edition

as another stupid week comes to a close here in America, let’s look back at some of the highlights.

monday: God hates Democrats

Trumpism and evangelism were made for each other. they both exist for one reason only: to separate gullible marks from their money. mix Trumpism with evangelism and you get a neutron-star-dense ball of hucksterism — a singularity from which no rube’s money can escape.

here’s god-botherer Robert Henderson with a heartwarming tale of some dude whose brain almost caught on fire. let’s let Robert explain how it happened.

“they began to tell me that there had been a man there the night before that was now in the hospital, and that had suddenly, for some unforeseen reason, had some kind of a condition that had caused his fever to go so high that the doctors were literally afraid it was going to cook his brain. and whatever there were trying, nothing was working to bring the fever down. and so they said, well could you pray, and maybe even from a Court of Heaven perspective. so I began to pray … and all of a sudden another person in attendance at that conference said I need to tell you something. he said that man who is in that condition, has been a lifelong Democrat, and we have tried to convince him that he is in agreement with the spirit of death. because do you understand that when you vote, you come into agreement with spirits. so you need to make sure that your vote is connecting you to the right thing in the spirit world.”

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/this-week-in-stupid-september-21

The only spirits that preacher knows about come in a bottle.