It is so much nicer being a woman in Trump's world

[sinkingfeeling]

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/09/25/trump-abortion-policy-women-support-satire/

You barely remember the Biden times at all, except in nightmares. In the dreams, regular eggs cost as much as Fabergé eggs. All the food at the grocery store is too expensive — if you made it to the store at all without being killed, sometimes twice. Also you were always thinking about abortion..

Mostly you feel wonderful all the time, happy and confident and not depressed because all that has been fixed. Every single problem the country had! Poof! And all you had to do was stop thinking about abortion.

It was so tough in the before times, when you had to act as though you were a person. It was exhausting, like a dog standing on its hind legs all day. Of course, you weren’t a person, not really, and it is so much nicer to get to stop pretending. Much more restful this way. You are not thinking about abortion. Abortion is back in the hands of those who know best. The choice was the exhausting part; now, you get to be a blessed vessel and raise up as many children as they have decided is best. It is much nicer now.

Thank God the national nightmare of forcing you to make choices — as though your thoughts and desires mattered — is at an end. You wake up and smile at the picture of your patron saint, Donald Trump. You go to the market (JD Vance is in charge of eggs now; he has been lecturing the hens about the need to fertilize more of them) and buy one dozen. They cost exactly the right amount. You are not thinking about abortion.

[Dennis Donovan]

1. Archive link:

https://archive.ph/HEiyy

[underpants]

2. not worrying your pretty little head

That was really really well written.

[geojazz]

3. Absolutely perfect!!

[Clouds Passing]

4. I think about abortion all day, it's exhausting

[Ilsa]

5. I kept thinking about the pharaoh in

1956's Ten Commandments: "So let it be written! So let it be done!" during Cheeto Von Pussygrabben's speech on protecting women.

That speech was delivered in the style of a dictator:You will stop bothering us about abortion! We have more important things to think about, like how to destroy the Constitution! How to ensure I win every golf tournament, even the Masters!"

[Irish_Dem]

6. Only thoughts needed: how much plastic surgery to get so you look like the Trump women.

And whether to get DD or F size implants.

[LymphocyteLover]

7. Alexandra Petri is awesome