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FakeNoose

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Mon Jan 27, 2025, 12:42 PM Jan 27

The Borowitz Report: Mexico Builds Wall to Keep Out Violent Jan 6 Criminals



Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/mexico-builds-wall-to-keep-out-violent

MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—The president of Mexico announced on Monday that her country was building a wall along its northern border to keep newly-pardoned January 6 insurrectionists from pouring across it.

“The United States is opening its prisons and releasing its most heinous criminals,” President Claudia Sheinbaum declared. “This leaves us with no choice but to build a wall and make the United States pay for it.”

Describing the January 6 convicts, she said, “When the United States sends its people, they’re sending people who have a lot of problems. They’re sending people who riot, vandalize government property, and attack law enforcement. They’re not sending their best.”
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Fair enough! I hope they deport all those nasty Americans living in Mexico.

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