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Tue Jan 28, 2025, 01:50 PM Jan 28

Jeff Tiedrich - befuddled old fart declares brilliant military victory over California

late last night, in a daring raid, the brave US soldiers of the Twelfth Spigot-Opening Battalion overcame the rebel forces of Mad Governor Newsom in what will forever be known as the Battle of the Ginormous Fucking Faucet That Doesn’t Actually Exist.

I shit you not.

“The United States Military just entered the Great State of California and, under Emergency Powers, TURNED ON THE WATER flowing abundantly from the Pacific Northwest, and beyond. The days of putting a Fake Environmental argument, over the PEOPLE, are OVER. Enjoy the water, California!!!”

now what in the hallowed name of Severe Head Trauma Jesus is this? because no, no, no, no, and FUCK no, none of this happened. nothing even close to this happened.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/befuddled-old-fart-claims-brilliant

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Jeff Tiedrich - befuddled old fart declares brilliant military victory over California (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 28 OP
Pretty sure that he believes his own bs. Dave Bowman Jan 28 #1
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