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The Borowitz Report: Greenland Appoints Special Envoy to Greet Trump Delegation
Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/greenland-appoints-special-envoy
GREENLAND (The Borowitz Report)—The government of Greenland has named a special ambassador to greet members of the Trump administration when they visit the territory this week, a Greenlandic official announced on Tuesday.
The government spokesman, Hartvig Dorkelson, said that the newly-appointed ambassador will meet the American visitors “the moment they step off the plane.”
“We know that members of this delegation are very interested in Greenland’s natural resources,” the spokesman said. “Thanks to our ambassador, they will have an encounter with Greenlandic nature that they won’t soon forget.”
According to the spokesman, the ambassador’s plans for the visitors include lunch.
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The government spokesman, Hartvig Dorkelson, said that the newly-appointed ambassador will meet the American visitors “the moment they step off the plane.”
“We know that members of this delegation are very interested in Greenland’s natural resources,” the spokesman said. “Thanks to our ambassador, they will have an encounter with Greenlandic nature that they won’t soon forget.”
According to the spokesman, the ambassador’s plans for the visitors include lunch.
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