Walking home this evening I was hit by a French horn, then a cello, and finally a xylophone. I think it was

[Floyd R. Turbo]

a orchestrated attack!

[badhair77]

1. Oh Floyd, I can always count on you for a smile.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. 😃

[True Dough]

2. The world's

smallest violin plays just for you, Floyd!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. ☺️

[Wicked Blue]

5. At least it wasn't the tuba!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 😬

[lastlib]

15. They're saving the Grand piano for the final act....

[Sneederbunk]

6. And they weren't playing your song.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 😢

[fierywoman]

9. As a lifelong orchestral player, I know the feeling!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 🤕

[Enter stage left]

11. Hey...feel lucky. Might have been bagpipes!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

20. I guess I'll get no symphony from you!

[UTUSN]

12. Not a Greatest Hits!1

[Floyd R. Turbo]

21. 😬

[LudwigPastorius]

13. The police have a suspect in custody.

...and it's only a matter of time before he confesses.

[lastlib]

14. I see what you did there!

You win the thread!

[LudwigPastorius]

16. It's the old, Good Cop/Bad...VERY Bad Cop.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

22. 😬

[Wounded Bear]

17. I think you should a-band-don that route...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. 😁

[XanaDUer2]

18. Thanks for the laugh!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

24. 😃

[ProfessorGAC]

19. Get To The Important Part!

We're any of the instruments damaged?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. 😬

[Mme. Defarge]

26. What are you harping about now?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

27. Violins is never the answer!

[Mme. Defarge]

29. You never know who may

horn in on the action!

[VMA131Marine]

28. They could have been the instruments of your destruction

[SWBTATTReg]

30. Now that you've strung us all along for a little enjoyment, I've got to stop and unwind a bit!

Ha ha heh. Thanks again!