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AllaN01Bear

(22,410 posts) Tue Aug 6, 2024, 10:24 AM Aug 6

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would love to see u all roll your own knock knock jokes . old standards welcome . have fun.

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would love to see u all roll your own knock knock jokes . old standards welcome . have fun. (Original Post) AllaN01Bear Aug 6 OP

Knock knock. Who's there? Walz. Walz who? Kittycatkat Aug 6 #1

i second that . needs to be a bumper sticker. AllaN01Bear Aug 6 #2

Knock knock... Harker Aug 6 #3

(A bit louder, and more insistently) Knock knock! Harker Aug 6 #4

WHO'S THERE? quaint Aug 6 #5

Yer little old lady! Harker Aug 6 #6

I'm the little old lady HERE but Dave's not. quaint Aug 6 #7

"Yer little old lady who?" was more what I was anticipating, thus... Harker Aug 6 #8

Oops, sorry. Would have been an excellent knock-knock. quaint Aug 6 #9

We'll have to practice our stage act! Harker Aug 6 #10

Oldies: quaint Aug 6 #11

Thanks for the smiles... Harker Aug 6 #12

Kittycatkat

(1,586 posts)

1. Knock knock. Who's there? Walz. Walz who?

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Original post)

Tue Aug 6, 2024, 10:51 AM

Aug 6

We put up a beautiful Walz!

AllaN01Bear

(22,410 posts)

2. i second that . needs to be a bumper sticker.

Reply to Kittycatkat (Reply #1)

Tue Aug 6, 2024, 10:54 AM

Aug 6

Harker

(14,608 posts)

3. Knock knock...

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Original post)

Tue Aug 6, 2024, 11:47 AM

Aug 6

Harker

(14,608 posts)

4. (A bit louder, and more insistently) Knock knock!

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Original post)

Tue Aug 6, 2024, 03:05 PM

Aug 6

quaint

(3,233 posts)

5. WHO'S THERE?

Reply to Harker (Reply #4)

Tue Aug 6, 2024, 03:12 PM

Aug 6

Harker

(14,608 posts)

6. Yer little old lady!

Reply to quaint (Reply #5)

Tue Aug 6, 2024, 03:14 PM

Aug 6

quaint

(3,233 posts)

7. I'm the little old lady HERE but Dave's not.

Reply to Harker (Reply #6)

Tue Aug 6, 2024, 04:13 PM

Aug 6

Harker

(14,608 posts)

8. "Yer little old lady who?" was more what I was anticipating, thus...

Reply to quaint (Reply #7)

Tue Aug 6, 2024, 04:33 PM

Aug 6

"You're a very good yodeler!", or something along those lines being the grand finale.

It's the only knock knock joke I can remember.

quaint

(3,233 posts)

9. Oops, sorry. Would have been an excellent knock-knock.

Reply to Harker (Reply #8)

Tue Aug 6, 2024, 05:19 PM

Aug 6

Thought you were teasing instead of joking.
When the shoe fits, I put it on and stumble.

Harker

(14,608 posts)

10. We'll have to practice our stage act!

Reply to quaint (Reply #9)

Tue Aug 6, 2024, 05:21 PM

Aug 6

When the shoe fits, I can't tie the laces.

quaint

(3,233 posts)

11. Oldies:

Reply to Harker (Reply #10)

Tue Aug 6, 2024, 05:26 PM

Aug 6

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing today?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle it take to get you to open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Harker

(14,608 posts)

12. Thanks for the smiles...

Reply to quaint (Reply #11)

Tue Aug 6, 2024, 05:28 PM

Aug 6

Now I know four!

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