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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSo a man comes home
says hello to his wife.
She says, you said you would never drink again and I smell beer on your breath.
He replies, no I havent been drinking. Ive been eating frog legs, and what you smell are the hops.
Uncle Joe
(59,657 posts)A dog that will rip your arm off and then go for help.
I remember hearing that joke from Johnny Carson, it's one of the few jokes than I've remembered over the years.
Thanks for the thread kairos.
chouchou
(1,125 posts)A wealthy blonde lady got sick and tired of making fun, regarding blondes so, she gathered 20,000 blondes together, rented a huge stadium and found one of the smarter blondes. The questioner was a man.
Man: Hi! How much is seven times seven? The blonde said: 77?
Man...ah no. The crowd yelled, "Give her one more chance" "Give her one more chance"
Man: OK What is 4 times 6? Blonde said 46. The crowd yelled, "Give her one more chance" "Give her one more chance"
Man: well ..one more.. what is 2 times 2 Blonde said 4 ! The crowd yelled, "Give her one more chance" "Give her one more chance"