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Funny And Baffling Signs (Original Post) Bayard Aug 18 OP
Lol, thanks, I needed the laugh. Dave Bowman Aug 18 #1
Great collection, thanks! North Shore Chicago Aug 18 #2
K&R...nt Wounded Bear Aug 18 #3
Very funny 😁 TommieMommy Aug 18 #4
One of the most consistently funny compilations I've seen in a long, long time. Thanks! TheRickles Aug 18 #5
A couple of signs around Munich Old Crank Aug 18 #6
Thanks for posting these, a few of these had me on the floor. AltairIV Aug 18 #7
The one about the gas pump reminds me of a true story.. ananda Aug 18 #8
LOVE... GiqueCee Aug 18 #9
Thanks for the laughs! Hope22 Aug 18 #10
Perfect Marthe48 Aug 18 #11
And a perfect closing. Wish I could watch the attack dog attack a treat. Hermit-The-Prog Aug 18 #12
Awww hermetic Aug 18 #13
Oh so silly - thanks for the chuckles... n/t Backseat Driver Aug 18 #14
#21 reminded me of Wednesdays Aug 18 #15
Great! ProfessorGAC Aug 18 #16
Ty! A whole bunch of damn funny signs! 😄 electric_blue68 Aug 19 #17
I texted the Cross Eyed Teacher sign to a teacher and Emile Aug 19 #18

Old Crank

(4,288 posts)
6. A couple of signs around Munich
Sun Aug 18, 2024, 05:27 PM
Aug 18

The home improvment store advertises their planing services:

Badplanner Means Bathroom planner

They must hire this Guy.

Philip Blunder Name of a building company.

ananda

(29,948 posts)
8. The one about the gas pump reminds me of a true story..
Sun Aug 18, 2024, 05:27 PM
Aug 18

Back in the day, in Houston, a friend of mine worked
in the ER at Ben Taub, where -- one night -- she described
how he came in with his important member stuck in a vacuum
cleaner hose.

Funny then, and still funny.

Wednesdays

(19,314 posts)
15. #21 reminded me of
Sun Aug 18, 2024, 06:56 PM
Aug 18

"The next song will be 'Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping,' (with a male chorus)." (Courtesy The Marx Brothers.)

Also, this hymn was listed in my church bulletin: "Ride On, King Jesus." I told my spouse, "That is one VERY essential comma."

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