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kairos12

(13,131 posts) Tue Aug 20, 2024, 05:54 PM Aug 20

Only you can prevent florist friars.

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Never buy flowers from a monk. (Original Post) kairos12 Aug 20 OP

"" AllaN01Bear Aug 20 #1

Truly awful. sl8 Aug 20 #2

and a Hare Krishna to you. Arne Aug 20 #3

On the other hand, monks usually have plenty of roses in stock. LudwigPastorius Aug 20 #4

A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine. red dog 1 Aug 20 #5

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Tue Aug 20, 2024, 06:11 PM

Aug 20

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2. Truly awful.

Tue Aug 20, 2024, 06:12 PM

Aug 20

Well done.

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3. and a Hare Krishna to you.

Tue Aug 20, 2024, 06:28 PM

Aug 20

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4. On the other hand, monks usually have plenty of roses in stock.

Tue Aug 20, 2024, 11:13 PM

Aug 20

...because, instead of a sweetheart to give them to, they've got nun.

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5. A Tibetan monk sees the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.

Tue Aug 20, 2024, 11:18 PM

Aug 20

He immediately raises his eyes to the heavens and exclaims "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"