You know when you're old when you have a favorite brand of toilet paper.

[Yavin4]

Mine is Charmin gentle. Comes with a green wrapper. The absolute best.

[wcmagumba]

1. Toilet paper for mature humans....

[Duncanpup]

2. We should hang out

I personally enjoy the Charmin ultra soft it is what i imagine wiping with a cloud would feel like.

[Diamond_Dog]

3. If you've got young 'uns in the house

They will “wipe out” your toilet paper budget

[Duncanpup]

4. Keep the top shelf turlet paper in the safe

Tell the boys three sheets each 😂

[Diamond_Dog]

7. Top shelf, good idea!

[2naSalit]

12. Kind of difficult when...

The size of the sheets keeps getting smaller!

I don't know why, because you're not on my ignore list, I don't see your posts anymore. They used to show up on the latest page and I could always find you. For the last few months I have to do a search to find you! I'll have to inquire bout that. You're one of my favorites and I miss seeing your posts.

[yellowdogintexas]

8. or cats nt

[AllaN01Bear]

5. dosent matter to me .

[LastDemocratInSC]

6. I live in the South.

We like Uncle Bubba's Cornstalk Miracle paper. A locally grown and manufactured product. As the label says, "It'll put some yelp in your morning!"

It's the only brand that's got a grit rating. But it's quality stuff around 600. Only the best for us!

We also buy neosporin in half-gallon containers.

[Intractable]

9. I gave up Scott TP because it's often difficult to get the roll started.

At times, I've mutilated the roll just to find the end (beginning?).

This is no fun in the middle of the night when one is sleepy.

[True Dough]

10. You know you're getting old when

you have a favorite brand of laxative!

[pansypoo53219]

11. if i could find beige tp. scott soft. tho thay changed the name.

[malthaussen]

13. Walmart generic brand...

.. double ply, costs less than a quarter a roll. For TP, it works just fine, and there is no beating that price.

-- Mal