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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhen I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up...
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Courtesy of the great Henny Youngman.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up... (Original Post)
Enter stage left
Aug 26
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thucythucy
(8,626 posts)1. Years back I joined Alcoholics Anonymous.
I still drink, but I do it under a different name.
OAITW r.2.0
(27,117 posts)2. I don't drinks no more....
but I don't drinks no less.
Thanks Dave Bromberg.
Abolishinist
(1,718 posts)3. He was one of the best!
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Many more here...
https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/82949.Henny_Youngman
Wounded Bear
(60,053 posts)4. I used to only drink on weekends...
weekdays and holidays.