I Played 9 Holes Of Golf Today

[gab13by13]

It was windy. I only made 2 pars, I made 3 bogies, and I shot 2 under par 34.

Figure that one out.

I told my daughter I'm getting knee replacement because it's affecting my golf game, she told me to cancel the surgery.😊

[Floyd R. Turbo]

1. It takes a lot of balls to play golf like I do! 😬

[underpants]

3. 😆👍👍

[Wounded Bear]

6. Yeah, I didn't use to keep score much. Just counted how many balls it took to finish 9 holes...nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 🤗

[keithbvadu2]

2. You're using the wrong club. Use the one that gives Trump such great scores.

edit... Within 15 seconds, I have ads for golf pencils here on DU.
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[underpants]

4. Good shoot in'!

[PJMcK]

5. 5 birdies? ETA: NOPE!

ETA: WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!

As Professor states below, my math equals 10 holes. I really suck at math!

That's the math I came up with.

2 pars = even par

3 bogies = +3 (over par)

5 birdies = -2 (under par)

It's like one of those math class word problems!

Nice half round, gab13by13.

Get the knee replacement! I had mine done 3 years ago and my life is better than ever. I couldn't walk and carry when I golfed. Hell, I could hardly walk some days. Now, the replacement is better than the other original equipment. Do it during the winter so you'll be ready to play next season! My recovery took 4-5 months. Good luck and keep up that game.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. That's 10 Holes, PJ

2 pars, 3 bogeys, 5 birdies is 10 holes.
Has to be 3 birdies & an eagle. 5 under on 4 holes with 3 strokes erased by the bogeys.

[PJMcK]

9. It was a man class problem!

I sucked at math so I'm not surprised I got that one wrong.

That's why you're the Professor!

Enjoy the debate tomorrow!