How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? Asking for a friend. do you know the

[debm55]

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answer? My friend was given the correct answer -700 lbs. Friend is happy.

[woodsprite]

1. A Woodchuck would chuck as much wood

as a woodchuck could chuck. If a woodchuck could chuck wood!

**** Thank you Deb. This made my day! It's only Tuesday, but this week has been a trip and a half so far.

[debm55]

3. How do you know for certain? Friend is still asking.

[2naSalit]

11. That is...

The correct answer!

[debm55]

15. And you know this HOW? Friend is getting ansty. Why make up a story about a darn woodchuck chucking wood when there

is no precise answer?

[2naSalit]

17. But it is...

The linguistically correct response to the question.

There is not such thing as precision when chucking wood.

[msongs]

2. no but I know the way to San Jose nt

[dchill]

5. No way, Jose!

[debm55]

7. Then why call it a woodchuck if it doesn't chuck wood? something to ponder.

[chicoescuela]

4. It was a funny Geico commercial a few years ago.

Guy yells at the woodchucks throwing his firewood into the pond.
‘Dang you woodchucks, stop chucking my wood ‘

[debm55]

9. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

[BlueKota]

14. I loved that one

[Abolishinist]

6. 700 pounds.

[debm55]

10. Friend wants to know if you are a woodchuck, since you know the exact amount??? Friend says thank you

[Abolishinist]

13. Well, it's not precise down to the ounce, but it is close!

https://news.cornell.edu/stories/1996/02/groundhog-day-facts-and-factoids

[debm55]

16. OMG you are right. Friend is very happy to know the real answer finally. He is happy.

[dchill]

8. The answer, my friend, is blowin in the wind.

[debm55]

12. Friend says he likes the feeling of blowing in the wind.but he would rather be somewhere over the rainbow.

[3catwoman3]

18. He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could...

…if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Enter stage left]

19. You left out the second part of the question, which I think is more important...

"How many peckers would a wood pecker peck if Republicans had wood peckers?"

[WestMichRad]

20. If you can persuade him to...

…. stack it neatly, it’ll be easier to measure the amount!

[Basso8vb]

21. I once worked with a guy named Chuck Wood.

[Dave Bowman]

22. The correct answer is 42.

After all it's the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything.

[debm55]

23. From the link above it says a wood chuck could chuck 700 lbs of wood, Research done by Cornell.

Friend finds that hard to believe.

[Dave Bowman]

24. It's a reference to a joke in Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" novel.

Sorry, it's not very well known.

[jls4561]

28. As someone who is familiar with the Hitchhiker books, you answer made me smile.

Not easy to do before I’ve had my coffee.

At least someone at Apple is a Douglas Adams fan. Just ask Siri for the answer to life, the universe and everything.

[AllaN01Bear]

25. this .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_much_wood_would_a_woodchuck_chuck%3F

[TlalocW]

26. Pribably the same amount of

Boards that Vikings would hoard if Viking hordes hoarded boards.

[keithbvadu2]

27. I wooden know.

[malthaussen]

29. About as much ground as a groundhog could grind if a groundhog could grind ground. n/t