A married couple are chatting at dinner.

[LuckyCharms]

Wife: hey, if ever something ever happened to me and death did us part, do you think you would get married again?

Husband: honestly hon, I don't know

Wife: If you did re-marry, would you two live in the same house as we do?

Husband: yeah, I love this house. I don't see any reason to go through the trouble of moving out

Wife: would you two sleep in the same bed as us?

Husband: I think so. We have a really comfortable bed, I don't see a reason to get a new one

Wife: would you two eat off the same dishes as us?

Husband: yeah, I love these dishes. They're beautiful and easy to clean, I don't need a new set of dishes

Wife: would you two use the same golf clubs?

Husband: no, she's a lefty

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. I doubt this is the end of the story.

Stayed tuned for LC updates on this subject.

[StarryNite]

5. It could be the end of his story.

[Wounded Bear]

2. Oops! Did I say that?

[True Dough]

3. I think he

let the cat out of the golf bag!

[WhiteTara]

4. sad

Especially if that what marriage is. Time to move on, Ma'am. New dishes, house and man need to be on your future plans,

[Ptah]

7. Could it be a joke?

[PJMcK]

6. He needs a marital mulligan (n/t)