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LuckyCharms

(19,111 posts)
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 01:37 PM Oct 4

I'm in the ER for the second time in 3 weeks, and they're going to admit me today.

I have a bad infection and I'm pretty high on morphine.

Not sure how long I'll be here, but I may not be posting for a bit.

So you all behave yourselves.

If I croak, you are all in my will for 2 dollars each, until my entire estate of $32 is exhausted.

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I'm in the ER for the second time in 3 weeks, and they're going to admit me today. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Oct 4 OP
Any recommendations for Santa Anita this afternoon? NT mahatmakanejeeves Oct 4 #1
We'll be thinking of you, and hoping YOU behave YOURself! elleng Oct 4 #2
Sounds like your sense of humor is quite healthy, anyway! vanlassie Oct 4 #3
If you won't behave, why should we??? Get well as soon as you can! marble falls Oct 4 #4
Morphine drip would be welcome sometimes. Getting really old sucks (75). NoMoreRepugs Oct 4 #5
I can't take morphine. LittleGirl Oct 4 #23
There's a lot of other options. Elessar Zappa Oct 5 #116
Good luck to you, nt delisen Oct 4 #6
Hoping for a good out come XanaDUer2 Oct 4 #7
❤️ underpants Oct 4 #8
Behave ourselves?? I wish you all the best health and very soon. But you should know Scrivener7 Oct 4 #9
Well... 2naSalit Oct 4 #10
Take care of yourself. greatauntoftriplets Oct 4 #11
Happy 23rd DUnniversary! niyad Oct 4 #75
Thank you! greatauntoftriplets Oct 4 #88
Could you briefly/ genearalize/ share what your infection is about and why the pain? FarPoint Oct 4 #12
Get better soon Lucky. Diamond_Dog Oct 4 #13
Hoping for a speedy recovery Tumbulu Oct 4 #14
Are we listed in your will alphabetically? If so, my new username is A1. I will spend the $2 wisely at the race track. usaf-vet Oct 4 #15
Roulette 22 ? Tetrachloride Oct 4 #19
MY new user name is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1 AZ8theist Oct 4 #40
Thanks for letting us know. femmedem Oct 4 #16
Just hang in there 🫶🏻 Miami Blue Oct 4 #17
Mmm, morphine drip sounds niiiiiice. Lunabell Oct 4 #18
❤ 💐 🤗 quaint Oct 4 #20
Take it reeeeeeeal easy, LuckyCharms. calimary Oct 4 #21
Get better soon, LC. 💕 sheshe2 Oct 4 #22
Blessings upon you, LC! majdrfrtim Oct 4 #24
Get well Figarosmom Oct 4 #25
Please get well real soon. iluvtennis Oct 4 #26
Hang in there, LuckyCharms! OldBaldy1701E Oct 4 #27
Whatever it is, KICK IT'S ASS. yonder Oct 4 #28
All the best to one of the best posters. I'll forego the 2 bucks... NNadir Oct 4 #29
Get well soon. Been there, done that -- twice. rsdsharp Oct 4 #30
Wishing you a quick recovery. pandr32 Oct 4 #31
Prayed for you. Take care. Joinfortmill Oct 4 #32
No croaking! Hang tough, Lucky Charms. ancianita Oct 4 #33
Get better soon mountain grammy Oct 4 #34
Oh, no. I hope they get it cleared up. Meanwhile: BIG HUG! LoisB Oct 4 #35
Will be thinking of you, Lucky Charms. HeartsCanHope Oct 4 #36
take care! cab67 Oct 4 #37
Paid Yoda $2 for this healing, so you owe me nothing KS Toronado Oct 4 #38
You are one of a kind, Lucky. So we need to keep you kicking rurallib Oct 4 #39
I'm sure they'll take good care of you Lucky! True Dough Oct 4 #41
Wow, that gif is hypnotic to watch! ShazzieB Oct 4 #46
Conveyor belt healthcare True Dough Oct 4 #47
Please don't croak! tosh Oct 4 #42
Croaking is for toads. n/t Harker Oct 4 #43
Wishing you a speedy recovery! Look forward to you being back here. Bev54 Oct 4 #44
Sending all the positive vibes and energy that I can, Lucky! Niagara Oct 4 #45
Get well! cate94 Oct 4 #48
Get well! cate94 Oct 4 #49
Glad you are under docs care Demovictory9 Oct 4 #50
Sending you lots of healing hugs. gademocrat7 Oct 4 #51
Get well ❤️‍🩹 onecaliberal Oct 4 #52
Get well Soon!! YoshidaYui Oct 4 #53
Did you vote? murielm99 Oct 4 #54
Hang in there! GopherGal Oct 4 #76
oh, please get better soon markie Oct 4 #55
Oh no , that's terrible, LuckyCharms wendyb-NC Oct 4 #56
*hugs* GPV Oct 4 #57
All the best to you Lucky Charms. Fla Dem Oct 4 #58
Feel better, get better. Lots of us like you BoomaofBandM Oct 4 #59
What the heck lucky! Don't make me come over there! littlemissmartypants Oct 4 #60
Get well soon. nt Dear_Prudence Oct 4 #61
Keep your two dollars and hurry back. Emile Oct 4 #62
Any sort of severe infection really sucks Warpy Oct 4 #63
They are experts KT2000 Oct 4 #64
You hang in there, LC AmBlue Oct 4 #65
I appreciate your generosity tavernier Oct 4 #66
Sending you some of these BumRushDaShow Oct 4 #67
Come home safely LC SleeplessinSoCal Oct 4 #68
thanks! i've never been mentioned in a will! et tu Oct 4 #69
Keep us posted. Hoping for a speedy recovery. Solly Mack Oct 4 #70
Hoping for a full, speedy recovery! peggysue2 Oct 4 #71
I do hope you can handle morphine. When I btroke my ankle they gave me morphine shots for 3 days. True Blue American Oct 4 #72
Don't you owe me 32 bucks? BaronChocula Oct 4 #73
Don't you DARE croak on us, LC!!! We love you, and we need you here. niyad Oct 4 #74
You know good and well that we cannot be trusted to stay out of trouble! Laffy Kat Oct 4 #77
Wishing you a speedy recovery from your infection. virgdem Oct 4 #78
🌈Swift and gentle healing, LuckyC 💖 Hekate Oct 4 #79
Keep the faith, dear Charms... GoldenMezzoDiva Oct 4 #80
Hang in there Mz Pip Oct 4 #81
Sorry. You aren't allowed to die before we get a vote out of you! :) n/t brewens Oct 4 #82
Get well enjoy the morphine Lucky. Duncanpup Oct 4 #83
Feel better SocialDemocrat61 Oct 4 #84
Come back soon Donkees Oct 4 #85
Get well proud patriot Oct 4 #86
You made me laugh in your moment of struggle, keep fighting and get well real soon! louslobbs Oct 4 #87
Good Luck for a Full Recovery!!! 👍 electric_blue68 Oct 4 #89
sending love and light n/t KatK Oct 4 #90
Inhale. Exhale. Repeat. Can't go wrong. dchill Oct 4 #91
Hope you get well soon Picaro Oct 4 #92
Don't die! Marthe48 Oct 4 #93
Get well ASAP. You need to vote. Wicked Blue Oct 4 #94
Sending hugs and healing energy, LC! Hope you'll be better very soon with the IV antibiotics you can highplainsdem Oct 4 #95
I hope your infection heals quickly, Lucky! Different Drummer Oct 4 #96
Lucky Charms! Dem2theMax Oct 4 #97
3 times?! Do you get frequent flyer miles? MLAA Oct 4 #98
LuckyCharms bdamomma Oct 4 #99
Get well soon! JoseBalow Oct 4 #100
Aw man Leghorn21 Oct 4 #101
You are one of the best, Mr. Charms. My advice? OAITW r.2.0 Oct 4 #102
sending viibes for you to recover BlueTexasMan Oct 4 #103
Get well, Lucky! summer_in_TX Oct 4 #104
THANK YOU ALL. YOU'RE THE BEST. LuckyCharms Oct 5 #105
You're welcome, Lucky!!! Niagara Oct 5 #107
It's so good to read this! I am sorry you have to deal with a grouchy snorer, though, and I hope he'll be released highplainsdem Oct 5 #112
We love you, LC. Please listen to your nurses and see if they can rustle you up littlemissmartypants Oct 6 #126
Sending best wishes to get well soon and jump back in this ring peacebuzzard Oct 5 #106
There are many smart people on DU. Prairie_Seagull Oct 5 #108
Maybe they have earplugs? Good luck! electric_blue68 Oct 5 #109
Is this due to the pole dancing accident? quaint Oct 5 #110
... Niagara Oct 7 #128
In that case, I relinquish my claim. DFW Oct 5 #111
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Oct 5 #113
I'm not going to lie, I could sure use those two dollars. Xavier Breath Oct 5 #114
Some people will do anything to get drugs. malthaussen Oct 5 #115
Feel better. I'd just spend my $2 on the lottery anyway. nilram Oct 5 #117
Sending you good thoughts. Lucky Charms debm55 Oct 5 #118
Story time. LuckyCharms Oct 5 #119
Dear Gawd and Sweet Jesus! I love you! ❤️ littlemissmartypants Oct 6 #125
Did that nice dr. ask for her card back? Marthe48 Oct 7 #129
Story time. LuckyCharms Oct 5 #120
LUCKY!!!! Nittersing Oct 5 #122
1- Mrs Lucky chose very well. irisblue Oct 5 #123
DUDE! I'm just joined but lurked for awhile and want to say I always love your posts! AZJonnie Oct 5 #121
Wait? And you're telling us to behave?? LOL IcyPeas Oct 5 #124
you better recover Kali Oct 7 #127

LittleGirl

(8,495 posts)
23. I can't take morphine.
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 02:11 PM
Oct 4

I have no idea what they will give me for pain relief when that time comes.

Scrivener7

(53,142 posts)
9. Behave ourselves?? I wish you all the best health and very soon. But you should know
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 01:46 PM
Oct 4

I'm going to run with scissors until you get back here.

greatauntoftriplets

(176,973 posts)
11. Take care of yourself.
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 01:52 PM
Oct 4

As a doctor once told me, hospitals are terrrible places to recover from an illness. This is a true story.

greatauntoftriplets

(176,973 posts)
88. Thank you!
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 05:20 PM
Oct 4

It's hard to realize that it's been that long. I'd lurked since February, but only had a computer at work and they didn't take nicely to my idea of using the internet during business hours. Finally bought one with my Christmas bonus that year.

FarPoint

(13,695 posts)
12. Could you briefly/ genearalize/ share what your infection is about and why the pain?
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 01:52 PM
Oct 4

Last edited Fri Oct 4, 2024, 02:23 PM - Edit history (1)

Glad you are being admitted to finally control and resolve this infection....Guessing IV antibiotics are next?

usaf-vet

(7,012 posts)
15. Are we listed in your will alphabetically? If so, my new username is A1. I will spend the $2 wisely at the race track.
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 01:55 PM
Oct 4

Better yet, be well and get that infection under control.

AZ8theist

(6,547 posts)
40. MY new user name is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 02:36 PM
Oct 4

I could use 2 bucks.......

Seriously, get well. The ER sucks.......was there twice last year for Covid. No fun....

femmedem

(8,450 posts)
16. Thanks for letting us know.
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 01:56 PM
Oct 4

You're beloved here. We'll all be hoping you're home and healthy soon.

Miami Blue

(187 posts)
17. Just hang in there 🫶🏻
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 01:56 PM
Oct 4

You'll be feeling like brand new in no time.
Greetings from Miami 🌴

majdrfrtim

(340 posts)
24. Blessings upon you, LC!
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 02:13 PM
Oct 4

I appreciate your contributions to this community.

As May Sarton wrote at the end of her poem, "Of Molluscs":
"Eat. Rest. Be nourished on the tide of love."

NNadir

(34,811 posts)
29. All the best to one of the best posters. I'll forego the 2 bucks...
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 02:16 PM
Oct 4

...in wishing a speedy and complete recovery.

BTW, I got a morphine drip after a bicycle accident in my 20s, which was the last time I actually wanted to listen to the Grateful Dead, thinking I wouldn't notice they were seldom in tune.

rsdsharp

(10,267 posts)
30. Get well soon. Been there, done that -- twice.
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 02:18 PM
Oct 4

I was lucky that my infections didn’t hurt. Sounds like you get a morphine/antibiotic cocktail. Mmmmmmm.

ancianita

(38,848 posts)
33. No croaking! Hang tough, Lucky Charms.
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 02:26 PM
Oct 4

We'll behave and you'll get better, or else! Praying for you.

True Dough

(20,731 posts)
41. I'm sure they'll take good care of you Lucky!
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 02:39 PM
Oct 4

You probably just need one of these:




GET WELL SOON, BUDDY!!!

tosh

(4,452 posts)
42. Please don't croak!
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 02:41 PM
Oct 4

We need you here. Rest, enjoy those morphine dreams and recover quickly!

😴💤🛌

Niagara

(9,830 posts)
45. Sending all the positive vibes and energy that I can, Lucky!
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 02:48 PM
Oct 4

First of all, I'm sorry to hear that you have another infection. However, It's about time that you're admitted to the E.R.



Please know that you are loved here and we need you back safe, healthy and happy lickety-split!





I gotta guy! You gotta guy!! 2 dollllllllllllllllllllllllllllarrrr!!








murielm99

(31,498 posts)
54. Did you vote?
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 03:08 PM
Oct 4

Can you get someone to help you? I had to get a ballot to my husband when Carter ran for re-election. Husband broke his leg. The county clerk was cooperative with him.

wendyb-NC

(3,880 posts)
56. Oh no , that's terrible, LuckyCharms
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 03:09 PM
Oct 4

Sorry to hear that. Please, get cured of that ailment. Feel better, and really get well, soon!

littlemissmartypants

(25,839 posts)
60. What the heck lucky! Don't make me come over there!
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 03:17 PM
Oct 4

Seriously, I hope you don't croak. Please take care of yourself. Slip that two bucks in your nurses pocket. She deserves it more than I do.



❤️

Warpy

(113,131 posts)
63. Any sort of severe infection really sucks
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 03:24 PM
Oct 4

I'm glad they got you high, it's the best thing to do, it will allow you to snooze through the worst of it.

AmBlue

(3,444 posts)
65. You hang in there, LC
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 03:29 PM
Oct 4

We are all here pulling for you. Please DO keep us posted, and please get well soon.

et tu

(1,889 posts)
69. thanks! i've never been mentioned in a will!
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 03:41 PM
Oct 4

but like all of the rest of the awesome duers- get better soon!

True Blue American

(18,198 posts)
72. I do hope you can handle morphine. When I btroke my ankle they gave me morphine shots for 3 days.
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 03:55 PM
Oct 4

I refused the 4th shot. Morphine sent me clear off the wall. Once I said no, I was OK. You may not. Have the same reaction, but may you get well soon.

BaronChocula

(2,522 posts)
73. Don't you owe me 32 bucks?
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 03:59 PM
Oct 4

JK, unless the morphine lets you believe it.

Get better! Get back! We're here waiting!

niyad

(120,591 posts)
74. Don't you DARE croak on us, LC!!! We love you, and we need you here.
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 03:59 PM
Oct 4

Sending vibes for swift recovery and healing. After all, a hospital is not nearly as much fun as we are!!!

huggggggs

Laffy Kat

(16,529 posts)
77. You know good and well that we cannot be trusted to stay out of trouble!
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 04:09 PM
Oct 4

So you'd better be back soon! The world is too hard to take without our LuckyCharms.

virgdem

(2,209 posts)
78. Wishing you a speedy recovery from your infection.
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 04:11 PM
Oct 4

Take good care and enjoy the morphine drip🍸

GoldenMezzoDiva

(110 posts)
80. Keep the faith, dear Charms...
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 04:16 PM
Oct 4

Surely you're in good hands, and will soon be on the road to full health. Meanwhile, we're pulling for you!

louslobbs

(3,416 posts)
87. You made me laugh in your moment of struggle, keep fighting and get well real soon!
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 04:45 PM
Oct 4

I look forward to reading your future posts💕

Wicked Blue

(6,745 posts)
94. Get well ASAP. You need to vote.
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 06:43 PM
Oct 4

Seriously, I wish you healing, good health and happiness, LC. Have a good rest and recovery.

highplainsdem

(52,767 posts)
95. Sending hugs and healing energy, LC! Hope you'll be better very soon with the IV antibiotics you can
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 07:22 PM
Oct 4

get there. Those can help so much more than injections or antibiotics taken at home.

Dem2theMax

(10,392 posts)
97. Lucky Charms!
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 07:43 PM
Oct 4

I checked through the DU rules, and I didn't find anything that said you are allowed to get sick and be away from here for any length of time.

However, because it's you, and ONLY because it's you, we will let it slide this one time.

The rules do say that you have to get better as soon as is humanly possible, and it cited the number one reason why:

1. We all love and need you very much.

I highly suggest you follow the rules, or the MIRT team will be after you.

Come home soon!

MLAA

(18,659 posts)
98. 3 times?! Do you get frequent flyer miles?
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 09:35 PM
Oct 4

Sending healing vibes for a fast and full recovery. I can wait another 50 years for my $2. I’d rather rack up the interest 🙂

bdamomma

(66,713 posts)
99. LuckyCharms
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 09:48 PM
Oct 4

Let the Hospital staff take good care of you, we will be here when you return!!

Someone posted here "croaking" is for frogs!!!!

Just get better.

Leghorn21

(13,748 posts)
101. Aw man
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 10:06 PM
Oct 4

Sending all best wishes, it will not be the same around here with you out of commission, Lucky!!

Feel better quick like a bunny, old chum!!!

summer_in_TX

(3,284 posts)
104. Get well, Lucky!
Fri Oct 4, 2024, 11:00 PM
Oct 4

👀
You tell those nurses we DUers are looking out for you to get well quickly and get back here! So they need to take the best care of you!

Hang in there, LuckyCharms! Sending you 🫶🏼 and 🙏!

LuckyCharms

(19,111 posts)
105. THANK YOU ALL. YOU'RE THE BEST.
Sat Oct 5, 2024, 06:00 AM
Oct 5

I'm still alive. IV antibiotic drip. Pain meds being alternated between Fentinyl, morphine and Norco.

Guy next to me snored all night like a drunk polar bear.

Flirting with the nurses, making them laugh. They are wonderful.

Not sure how long I'll be here. Insurance may kick me out at some point and make me get home rehab and antibiotic infusions.

You should hear this bastard snore.He's still at it at 700 AM. He's not friendly. Walked by his bed and said hello when going to the bathroom, and he ignored me.

My wife will visit me today after her boyfriend goes home. Just kidding.

Have a nice day everyone, and thanks for the kind words.

Niagara

(9,830 posts)
107. You're welcome, Lucky!!!
Sat Oct 5, 2024, 07:02 AM
Oct 5

How are you suppose to get plenty of rest if the guy next to you is snoring like a drunk polar bear? Jeez!


I'm glad to hear that you still have your sense of humor and charm! I bet those nurses love you.


Get well soon!!!!


highplainsdem

(52,767 posts)
112. It's so good to read this! I am sorry you have to deal with a grouchy snorer, though, and I hope he'll be released
Sat Oct 5, 2024, 09:21 AM
Oct 5

today and you'll either have the room to yourself, or better company in that hospital bed.



littlemissmartypants

(25,839 posts)
126. We love you, LC. Please listen to your nurses and see if they can rustle you up
Sun Oct 6, 2024, 03:35 AM
Oct 6

Some foam ear plugs. Seriously. They help.

And you need to rest so you can heal!

Tell them littlemissmartypants said so. 😉





❤️

DFW

(56,797 posts)
111. In that case, I relinquish my claim.
Sat Oct 5, 2024, 08:59 AM
Oct 5

Whereas $2 is no trifling sum, I will just tough it out in favor of those worse off than I am.

By the way, DU terms of service impose severe penalties for croaking. It is not wise to incur the wrath of the mods.

Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Xavier Breath

(5,163 posts)
114. I'm not going to lie, I could sure use those two dollars.
Sat Oct 5, 2024, 09:28 AM
Oct 5

But best of luck to you for a speedy recovery anyway.

LuckyCharms

(19,111 posts)
119. Story time.
Sat Oct 5, 2024, 04:21 PM
Oct 5

The problem is a terrible diverticulitis infection, coupled with a prostate infection.

This hospital has a team of specialists dedicated to each patient. A hospitalist, and then specialists depending on what that patient's issue is.

My wife was here, and a very pretty and VERY intelligent doctor walked in and introduced herself. She is an infectious disease specialist.

She said "is this your beautiful wife?"

I said yes, and I introduced them.

This doctor spent a FULL HOUR explaining things to us. She was drawing pictures on her phone, using different colors, etc.

I was so impressed with her knowledge and the time she spent with us, so I gave her a sincere compliment. I forgot exactly what I said, but she got a little misty-eyed and said no patient had ever complimented her like that.

Then we all got into a deep discussion about the medical system in general, and the problems that physicians face. I asked her if she provided primary care, because at this point, I wanted to be a patient of this doctor.

She said she did not, but she gave me her card, and recommended a new GI Specialist for me. She also said to contact her at any time with questions about my condition.

Then. she quietly asked if she could do an examination on me (prostate, penis, etc). I said of course I don't mind.

"If you could lay on the bed, I could lay a sheet over you so you won't get embarrassed."

Now, my wife is giving me a look that said "DONT. DON'T even start.

I told the doctor that I don't get embarrassed, and I don't need a sheet.

I said I'll just drop my underwear if that's OK.

Right before I dropped my underwear, I turned to my wife and said "please close your eyes and turn your back". The doctor gave me a look and while she examined me, she asked why I asked my wife to turn around.

I told her that in 32 years of marriage, we have never made love and she has never seen my penis. I said we were waiting until I was on my death bed to have sex, and by that time, there will be so much sexual tension built up, that it's going to be a real barn burner. I said this very dead pan, with a completely straight face. She said "excuse me for a moment", walked into the hallway, and cracked up for about two minutes.

My wife slapped my arm.

littlemissmartypants

(25,839 posts)
125. Dear Gawd and Sweet Jesus! I love you! ❤️
Sun Oct 6, 2024, 02:51 AM
Oct 6

Not so fun fact...suicide rates are on the rise for lady doctors and higher than their male colleagues.

You may have saved a life.





LuckyCharms

(19,111 posts)
120. Story time.
Sat Oct 5, 2024, 04:24 PM
Oct 5

The problem is a terrible diverticulitis infection, coupled with a prostate infection.

This hospital has a team of specialists dedicated to each patient. A hospitalist, and then specialists depending on what that patient's issue is.

My wife was here, and a very pretty and VERY intelligent doctor walked in and introduced herself. She is an infectious disease specialist.

She said "is this your beautiful wife?"

I said yes, and I introduced them.

This doctor spent a FULL HOUR explaining things to us. She was drawing pictures on her phone, using different colors, etc.

I was so impressed with her knowledge and the time she spent with us, so I gave her a sincere compliment. I forgot exactly what I said, but she got a little misty-eyed and said no patient had ever complimented her like that.

Then we all got into a deep discussion about the medical system in general, and the problems that physicians face. I asked her if she provided primary care, because at this point, I wanted to be a patient of this doctor.

She said she did not, but she gave me her card, and recommended a new GI Specialist for me. She also said to contact her at any time with questions about my condition.

Then. she quietly asked if she could do an examination on me (prostate, penis, etc). I said of course I don't mind.

"If you could lay on the bed, I could lay a sheet over you so you won't get embarrassed."

Now, my wife is giving me a look that said "DONT. DON'T even start.

I told the doctor that I don't get embarrassed, and I don't need a sheet.

I said I'll just drop my underwear if that's OK.

Right before I dropped my underwear, I turned to my wife and said "please close your eyes and turn your back". The doctor gave me a look and while she examined me, she asked why I asked my wife to turn around.

I told her that in 32 years of marriage, we have never made love and she has never seen my penis. I said we were waiting until I was on my death bed to have sex, and by that time, there will be so much sexual tension built up, that it's going to be a real barn burner. I said this very dead pan, with a completely straight face. She said "excuse me for a moment", walked into the hallway, and cracked up for about two minutes.

My wife slapped my arm.

irisblue

(34,403 posts)
123. 1- Mrs Lucky chose very well.
Sat Oct 5, 2024, 05:35 PM
Oct 5

2.Can I send a tea bouquet to Mrs Lucky?

3. Dude do not die on us

AZJonnie

(81 posts)
121. DUDE! I'm just joined but lurked for awhile and want to say I always love your posts!
Sat Oct 5, 2024, 05:24 PM
Oct 5

Sorry to hear you're unwell and REALLY hope you get better soon!

I don't want to see you dragged down by the stone

At least there's morphine though.

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