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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThe Daily Bi*ch*: "I put my pants on the same way everybody else does,
one leg at a time, pausing to catch my breath in between."
* Both a noun, and a verb, depending on usage.
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The Daily Bi*ch*: "I put my pants on the same way everybody else does, (Original Post)
niyad
Oct 2024
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JohnnyRingo
(19,691 posts)1. Just to be different....
I sit on the bed and put both legs in at the same time.
niyad
(122,400 posts)2. one in each pantleg, one presumes?
malthaussen
(17,979 posts)6. That's the aspiration. Doesn't always work out that way.
I do it the same as Ringo. I also often put my shirts on both arms at the same time, which can be a challenge.
I've also done it with socks, but that is very complex and requires a lot of prep time. Not worth it in day-to-day dressing.
-- Mal
Floyd R. Turbo
(29,695 posts)3. Pants are so passe!
niyad
(122,400 posts)4. Some of us are so terribly old-fashioned!
Silent Type
(8,480 posts)5. I remember Ali jumped in the air with both feet and pulled his pants up, said I'm not like others.