In order to avoid the impairment of your immortal soul; get a tablespoon, go to the pantry, get the peanut butter,

[Floyd R. Turbo]

open the container, scoop out as much as the spoon will hold, enjoy! 🤗

[Permanut]

1. That may be the single greatest piece of advice ever.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 🤗

[Dave in VA]

2. And don't forget

a large glass of cold milk!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 😋

[BOSSHOG]

3. I have peanut butter on a toasted English Muffin

Almost every day for breakfast. Unless my Wife gets Cinnamon Rolls from the wonderful Amish lady down the highway.

I got a birthday card (which I still have) from my girlfriend in 1966. It says “I love You More than Peanut Butter.” I still use that line. Awesome pick up line. Go ahead try it.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. 😁

[MomInTheCrowd]

4. Only if it's extra crunchy!!! (Sorry. Creamy not for me :)

[Probatim]

9. We have this discussion in my house - I'm Team Creamy. The missus is Team Crunchy. However,

we both think Lewis Black is hilarious. And... I hope you like this rant on chunky peanut butter (it's got swear words in it, so be prepared).

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. 😋

[House of Roberts]

5. I do this several times a day.

I didn't know I was clearing myself a path to heaven!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

15. 😇

[patphil]

6. I used to do that before I got married.

My wife is allergic to peanut butter, so that is just a fond memory.
Ah, the things we do for those we love.

[BWdem4life]

10. Now waitaminute

So is mine, but for some reason she LOVES the smell of it. Your wife must be a lot more allergic than mine.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. 🥲

[ret5hd]

7. dammit Floyd...that's MY gig...

and now everyone knows it!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. 😁

[Probatim]

8. What if I have a small bowl of chocolate chips and dip the peanut butter in them as I eat from the spoon?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. 😈

[TommieMommy]

19. Oh yes 👍 peanut butter is my comfort food 😁

[Floyd R. Turbo]

24. 😇

[ProfessorGAC]

20. Okay!

Perfectly willing to go with that recommendation!

[KitFox]

21. KitFox

Ah yes! Thank you for sharing this! I have done this since I was a kid. I passed it on to my kids who were always asking, “Mom, Can I have a peanut butter spoon?” Now my grandkids do the same. What is your favorite Peanut Butter brand? I like Adams. You have to stir it, but then you get to lick all that off the stir spoon.

[ProfessorGAC]

22. We Don't Have A Regional Favorite Around Here

So, we just get the national brands.
For my taste, Jif hits the ideal point of peanuttiness (had to make that up) & mouthfeel. The Kraft point is ideal for becoming more fluid at mouth temperature. The hydrogenation of the peanut oil is a bit less aggressive as for Skippy & Peter Pan. It's a tiny difference, but it doesn't take much to influence Kraft point.
So, Jif is my go-to. Creamy. My wife prefers Skippy Crunchy. So, there's 2 jars in our cabinet most of the time.
Also, you may have intended your reply for Floyd, not me. I hope Floyd comes back to read the whole thread.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. 🤗

[True Dough]

23. Floyd, I'll be sure

to Skippy your advice!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

26. 😇

[enigmania]

27. I'm an agnostic,

I prefer almond butter!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

29. 😈

[lastlib]

28. Do we eat it after we scoop it out, or just look at it?

If my immortal soul is at stake, I don't want to mess this up.

And do we then put the jar back on the shelf?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

30. 😈

[peachpit24]

31. Every morning

I have half a graham cracker with Aldis smooth peanut butter and a cup of tea. Doing it for years.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

32. 😇

[lark]

33. I put mine in celery so I feel healthy eating my peanut butter and I do need the fiber.

Win/win.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

35. 😇

[Hotler]

34. I don't see any peanut butter. I do see a bottle of Worchestershire. hhmmmmmmm.

WOW!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

36. 😬