Breaking news...a single engine Cessna has crashed into a cemetery...

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So far the authorities have recovered 237 bodies, updates at 11:00.

[magicarpet]

1. 747 Cessna ?

[elleng]

2. in New Bedford, Massachusetts on November 4, 2019:

[MMBeilis]

3. Funny stuff. "The search and rescue responders are putting for extra overtime, claiming that they.....

......were just following through on the alerts that their rescue dogs were giving them."

[dchill]

4. 237 is, in fact,...

... the number that needs to be entered into the computer in Dr. Strangelove in order to begin a nuclear holocaust. That being said, what?

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7. Well...yeah, of course, I knew that, didn't you?

[dchill]

10. No. (🤔)

[underpants]

5. Dad joke while driving by a cemetery - Do you know how many dead people are buried in there?

All of them.

I cannot type tonight ☹️

[Sailingdiver]

8. And, people are dying to get in there.

[underpants]

9. 😆

[IcyPeas]

14. and ... it's the dead center of town

[Rhiagel]

6. People are dying nowadays...

...that never died before.

[TwilightZone]

11. I like my version better:

Plane crashes in cemetery; hundreds dead.

[keithbvadu2]

12. You are my very good friend. I would be proud to go to your funeral. Would this weekend be convenient for you?

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13. It could have been, but I told my spouse I wanted to be cremated...

She already scheduled it for next Thursday.

[True Dough]

15. Hey, at least your spouse

will think that you're hot stuff!

[North Shore Chicago]

16. The cemetery is

at a dead end.

[Wounded Bear]

17. A plane crashes on the American Canadian border. Where do you bury the survivors?