My new theme songs... ANGRY GIRL MUSIC! ....Feel free to add!!

[FirstLight]

Found this sing a couple days ago... it's my new anthem. Imagine a little blonde girl abt 5' singing this!

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If I had a D88K By
If I had a dick it would be ten foot long
Everybody shook like
"Oh, who's dong is that?"
Surely not the girl in the back
With the little yellow beret
No, that ain't what she packs
If I had a dick it would stand to attention, erection
Win the general election
Write the entire Shakespeare collection
Direct citizen Kane and yeah did I mention?
If I had a dick it would be thick like a brick
I'd stick it down your throat 'till it's tickling your sick
Tall and pink, your dick ugly
I wouldn't wear pants I'd just swing it 'round in public
Enormous, imma let the dick sing the chorus

[Chorus]
You feel like home
Whеre I belong
You're whеre I've been searching for
You feel like home
So I'm standing strong
And I love ya
Yeah I love ya baby
[Verse 2]
If I had a dick I would love it
I would shove it in your face
It would touch outer space
If I had a wiener
I would have to sit in the back of a limosina with Tina
If I had a dick it would do magic tricks
I would get a hat for it
It would look fabulous
High-end extravagance
Have its own gravitas
If I had a dick I'd keep it in a cabinet, dick
The best dick, the best dick ever
Yeah the very best dick (the very best)
If I had a dick you'd know about it
I would swing it 'round my head
I would kiss you with its lips mwah

[Chorus]

Then this one came up on the playlist and I was like...what!?!
Sung by "Lady Parts"

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Maybe we're just actually shit
No, you know we’re fucking great
But we didn't pray this morning
Or even yesterday
Maybe we're a novelty act
The token black and browns
Please, shut up
I’ve had enough of you putting us down

[Chorus]
Supercalifraga-racist sexist, xenophobic
Is it us or is it them? Why they trying to own us?
Supercalifraga-losers lonely, sad, and broken
Overwhelmed and numbing out, living in slow-motion
Glass ceiling feeling
Glass ceiling feeling
Glass ceiling feeling
Glass ceiling feeling

[Verse]
White boys out here selling sex
We're ethnic selling rage
That ain't what the people want
That don't make the main stage
Glass ceiling feeling
Got me feeling like a fool
Stuck in the master's house
With the master's tools