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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm so pissed! I ordered a NOEL sign for my porch and this is what the dumb bastards sent me:
🤬BoRaGard
(3,164 posts)they didn't send you E-L-O-N
Your neighbors would have thought you were worshiping Mammon, like Musk and the rest of the republicons do.
... is what I thought it would be.
mwooldri
(10,429 posts)Elon University. In the small town of Elon, NC.
The men's locker room does have its own musky smell though. Allegedly. No South African connections though.
wolfie001
(3,844 posts)I never read the whole thing because I almost died of boredom. Still gotta "B" though.
LudwigPastorius
(11,072 posts)At a third of the way through it, I already wanted to saw my own head off.
wolfie001
(3,844 posts)underpants
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(29,218 posts)Harker
(15,206 posts)Wonder Why
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(29,218 posts)chouchou
(1,425 posts)riversedge
(73,404 posts)RecoveringJournalist
(178 posts)🎵 Leeeon...Leon...Leon...Leon... born is the king of Hollis, Queens. (With all respect to Run DMC).
Floyd R. Turbo
(29,218 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
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(29,218 posts)Danmel
(5,264 posts)wolfie001
(3,844 posts)JohnnyRingo
(19,424 posts)No one seemed to get it
liberalla
(10,089 posts)Clouds Passing
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(29,218 posts)neohippie
(1,172 posts)It will look like NOEL in peoples mirrors as they drive by? there's always a sliver lining
Floyd R. Turbo
(29,218 posts)True Dough
(20,845 posts)So here's the Kings of Leon:
John1956PA
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(6,373 posts)SpankMe
(3,314 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(29,218 posts)Wonder Why
(4,718 posts)surfered
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(29,218 posts)Onthefly
(547 posts)RIP, Leon. I enjoyed going to Leon Redbone performances. Good songs with hilarity as an aside.
Floyd R. Turbo
(29,218 posts)Grammy23
(5,912 posts)Got me laughing this chilly morning on the Gulf Coast!
Thanks! We all need something to lift our mood these days. Laughter doeth good .like a medicine.
Floyd R. Turbo
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(33,530 posts)diane in sf
(4,102 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(29,218 posts)Dem2theMax
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(29,218 posts)Dem2theMax
(10,405 posts)mountain grammy
(27,378 posts)best laugh today.
Floyd R. Turbo
(29,218 posts)Aussie105
(6,467 posts)Seriously, pay minimum wage and you get minimum intelligence when you order stuff!
They sent you the ONLE by mistake, send it back!
Might be the ELNO one though, that got shook up in the delivery box.
Saving money on packaging will do that, you know.
Floyd R. Turbo
(29,218 posts)LudwigPastorius
(11,072 posts)I ordered "Merry Krampusnacht", and they sent me "Amherst cranky rump".
Floyd R. Turbo
(29,218 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,606 posts)Suffer the thought if they send you an ELON set........
On the other hand, save it for April and use it to commemorate Mr. Russell's birthday.
KY