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I'm so pissed! I ordered a NOEL sign for my porch and this is what the dumb bastards sent me: (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Dec 11 OP
On the bright side BoRaGard Dec 11 #1
"ELON"... GiqueCee Dec 11 #3
There's one acceptable Elon. mwooldri Dec 11 #5
If that's Silas Marner, I still dread that book wolfie001 Dec 11 #23
Just be glad they didn't make you read Ethan Frome. LudwigPastorius Dec 11 #37
Oh, the humanity!!! wolfie001 Dec 12 #41
😬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 11 #32
Leon loves you. underpants Dec 11 #2
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 11 #33
At least there's but ONE L. n/t Harker Dec 11 #4
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 11 #34
Jay LENO is responsible for that. Wonder Why Dec 11 #6
🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 11 #35
This Christmas, I hope you're not a LONE chouchou Dec 11 #7
☺️ Floyd R. Turbo Dec 11 #36
and I hope you are not either. riversedge Thursday #52
LEON...LEON RecoveringJournalist Dec 11 #8
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 12 #40
Are you happy? . ELNO ! Bernardo de La Paz Dec 11 #9
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 12 #43
Funny 😁👍 TommieMommy Dec 11 #10
😃 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 12 #44
Reminded me of this Danmel Dec 11 #11
George Costanza Era wolfie001 Dec 11 #24
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 12 #45
I was wearing my Noel button starting yesterday JohnnyRingo Dec 11 #12
Seriously? liberalla Dec 11 #13
... Clouds Passing Dec 11 #14
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 13 #46
sliver lining neohippie Dec 11 #15
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 13 #47
Noel is about the coming of the King True Dough Dec 11 #16
Great song! Thanks for posting. n/t John1956PA Dec 11 #18
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #48
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #49
Tell me about it. I ordered a lot of holiday M&M's and only got W's. AZLD4Candidate Dec 11 #17
Chuckled out loud at this one! n/t SpankMe Dec 11 #19
🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #50
That's better than what what's name posted as OP. If he's arrested, he should be turbo-charged by the judge. Wonder Why Thursday #58
Clever. We had one of those when I was a kid, it was green. Look at it from the other side and be reassured. surfered Dec 11 #20
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #51
Leon Redbone did appear in "Elf" as Leon the Snowman. Onthefly Dec 11 #21
😢 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #53
You guys! Grammy23 Dec 11 #22
😃 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #54
Some assembly required...check the instructions... Wounded Bear Dec 11 #25
🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #55
Was it the first LEON? BOSSHOG Dec 11 #26
🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #56
As opposed to the first Noel BOSSHOG Thursday #57
I ordered SATAN and got SANTA. Ptah Dec 11 #27
🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #60
Did they forget to include the 'SKUM' part of your order? diane in sf Dec 11 #28
🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #61
Floyd R. Turbo, I love your posts. Dem2theMax Dec 11 #29
☺️ Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #62
. . . Dem2theMax Thursday #69
I love this.. mountain grammy Dec 11 #30
☺️ Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #63
Blame the people who sent you this. Aussie105 Dec 11 #31
🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #64
I REALLY got ripped off. LudwigPastorius Dec 11 #38
🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #65
Could have been much worse, Floyd. KY_EnviroGuy Dec 11 #39
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #66
At least you Didn't end up with a NEON sign. 😉 electric_blue68 Dec 12 #42
😬 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #67
New sign: "NO L" sakabatou Thursday #59
😁 Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #68

BoRaGard

(3,164 posts)
1. On the bright side
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 08:13 AM
Dec 11

they didn't send you E-L-O-N

Your neighbors would have thought you were worshiping Mammon, like Musk and the rest of the republicons do.

mwooldri

(10,429 posts)
5. There's one acceptable Elon.
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 08:57 AM
Dec 11

Elon University. In the small town of Elon, NC.

The men's locker room does have its own musky smell though. Allegedly. No South African connections though.

wolfie001

(3,844 posts)
23. If that's Silas Marner, I still dread that book
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 10:43 AM
Dec 11

I never read the whole thing because I almost died of boredom. Still gotta "B" though.

LudwigPastorius

(11,072 posts)
37. Just be glad they didn't make you read Ethan Frome.
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 11:41 PM
Dec 11

At a third of the way through it, I already wanted to saw my own head off.

8. LEON...LEON
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 09:09 AM
Dec 11

🎵 Leeeon...Leon...Leon...Leon... born is the king of Hollis, Queens. (With all respect to Run DMC).

neohippie

(1,172 posts)
15. sliver lining
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 09:50 AM
Dec 11

It will look like NOEL in peoples mirrors as they drive by? there's always a sliver lining

True Dough

(20,845 posts)
16. Noel is about the coming of the King
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 09:58 AM
Dec 11

So here's the Kings of Leon:

&pp=ygUNS2luZ3Mgb2YgbGVvbg%3D%3D

Wonder Why

(4,718 posts)
58. That's better than what what's name posted as OP. If he's arrested, he should be turbo-charged by the judge.
Thu Dec 19, 2024, 10:55 AM
Thursday

surfered

(3,725 posts)
20. Clever. We had one of those when I was a kid, it was green. Look at it from the other side and be reassured.
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 10:32 AM
Dec 11

Onthefly

(547 posts)
21. Leon Redbone did appear in "Elf" as Leon the Snowman.
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 10:34 AM
Dec 11

RIP, Leon. I enjoyed going to Leon Redbone performances. Good songs with hilarity as an aside.

Grammy23

(5,912 posts)
22. You guys!
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 10:34 AM
Dec 11

Got me laughing this chilly morning on the Gulf Coast!

Thanks! We all need something to lift our mood these days. Laughter doeth good ….like a medicine.

Aussie105

(6,467 posts)
31. Blame the people who sent you this.
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 07:45 PM
Dec 11

Seriously, pay minimum wage and you get minimum intelligence when you order stuff!
They sent you the ONLE by mistake, send it back!
Might be the ELNO one though, that got shook up in the delivery box.
Saving money on packaging will do that, you know.



KY_EnviroGuy

(14,606 posts)
39. Could have been much worse, Floyd.
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 11:56 PM
Dec 11

Suffer the thought if they send you an ELON set........

On the other hand, save it for April and use it to commemorate Mr. Russell's birthday.

KY

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