What name would your pet name you? Dolly would name me "Treats"

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[LakeArenal]

1. That Lady.

Registration name: That Lady Who Loves Me.

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2. Thank you LakeArenal

[spooky3]

3. The biggest cat in the house nt

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4. HAAHHHAHAHHAH Thank you spooky3

[Diamond_Dog]

5. Mommy

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25. Thank you Diamond_Dog. That is very sweet.

[Mike 03]

6. What a creative question.

My dog might call me "best friend" because I do this ritual with him almost every day where I tap him on the chest three times and say "best friend" and then tap myself on the chest three times and say "best friend" and sort of draw a line in the air between us.

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26. That is so sweet. Thank you Mike 03

[pandr32]

7. I am Mom.

If anyone calls me by my name they fail to notice. If they hear "Mom" they react.
We have standard poodles.

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27. Thank you pandr32. That is so sweet.

[NNadir]

8. Fat ugly guy who feeds me.

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29. Oh NNadir your pet doesn't think that. He sees you as the "Guy that feeds Me"

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31. The fat one with cheese is close enough...

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33. Oh you, They do love their cheese and Peanut Butter though.

[Clouds Passing]

9. Snacks

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24. Thank you Clouds Passing, Interesting and funny.

[True Dough]

10. "The poop picker-upper"

Maybe "Scoops" for short.

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11. I like "Scoops" Thank you True Dough

[patphil]

12. The food guy

Their love for me is directly proportionate to their perceived hunger.

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23. Thank you patphil. I love it

[Solly Mack]

13. Crazy Cat Lady

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22. Thank you very much Solly Mack.That's great.

[Lochloosa]

14. It would be a Native American name.

Hand Under Table.

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21. Thank you Lochloosa. That's funny.

[TommieMommy]

15. Tuna food mommy 😀

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20. Thank you TommieMommie. I like that.

[maptap22]

16. The treat lady

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19. HAHAHAHAHHA. Me too. But she cut it down to "Treats"

[3catwoman3]

17. She upon whose feet I sleep at night.

My Siamese girl often starts out on a pillow at the head of the bed. Sometime during the middle of the night, she ends up on my feet.

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18. Thank you very much 3catwoman3, Both my cat and dog wonder during the night. So you would be "Feets" for short?

[3catwoman3]

35. Or perhaps "Footie." Both our sons, now in their early and mid 30s, are passionate soccer...

...players, and footie is an affectionate term for football, which is what the rest of the world calls soccer.

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38. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. 3catwoman3 I love it.

[happybird]

28. Mom

According to all of the (of course 1000% accurate) YouTube videos I’ve watched about cat behavior, Fifi thinks I’m her mother. The little nibbles on my fingers, toes, and nose aren’t just her being a little weirdo.

She’s definitely still a little weirdo, though.

No idea what Mr. Bee would call me. My little dude is pretty reserved and plays everything close to the vest.

Added:
Someone got footage of me and Fifi:

Waaaay too accurate lol.

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30. How very sweet, happybird. thank you for your post

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39. That is so funny, happybird.

[Walleye]

32. Room service

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34. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. that's funny. Thank you Walleye

[3catwoman3]

36. Oh, that is purr-fect!

[neometalfan]

37. Couch

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40. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. so true, so true.

[applegrove]

41. I would be Ms. Lady.

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45. Thank you applegrove, How sweet

[chowder66]

42. lol!

[chowmama]

43. Audrey calls me "Feed Me!"

Belle calls me Mount Nanny. Eddie calls me His Precious. And Radar calls me Not The Papa.

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49. HAHHAHAHAH. Thank you very much chowmama. Those are great names for you. Love it.

[Ziggysmom]

44. The Lady with the meat tubes. Both of my cat kids LOVE those lickable pure

Cat treats. I

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48. Thank you Ziggysmom. Also know as The Lady with the meat tubes.

[WhiteTara]

46. Staff

Let me in, let me out, feed me, pet me. Staff, where's my salmon?

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50. Thank you White Tara. That is so darn true. Love it. Staff.

[wnylib]

47. Would be just a nickname since she knows and recognizes my real name.

Two possibilities: The Food Lady, or My Playmate.

Ember never meows for food. Instead she snuggles up, gets all lovey when she wants her dish filled. Like most cats, she's a really good suck up. If f I'm late with a feeding and she's pissed off, things start dropping to the floor and I get a hostile glare.

The only time Ember meows is when she wants me to play with her. Interactive play is a really big deal to her.

So, I am the food lady and the playmate.

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51. Wow, wnylib. You are lucky you have two names.

[surrealAmerican]

52. yummy feet

I think my husband might have the same name.

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53. HAHAHAHAHHAH Thank you surrealAmerican--yummy feet. That is too cute

[Emile]

54. Food Server

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55. HAHAHHAHAH. Thank you very much. Emile.

[area51]

56. At this time of the year,

I think my cat's name for me is "warm lap".

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57. Great name and thank you area51.

[roscoeroscoe]

58. No question, my name would be

"Not the Mama."

Anyone remember the show Dinosaurs?

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59. HAHAHHAHAH. thank you roscoeroscoe.

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60. My cat Tinker-would call my husband ----"Snuggle"

[catbyte]

61. "The Help"

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62. Thank you catbyte. That's funny

[OldBaldy1701E]

63. Yup. (n/t)

[OldBaldy1701E]

64. Meanie.

I would not let them eat from the table. (As in no one can feed them from the table. I wanted to stop the begging before it started.)

I would not let them just leave the door open so they could run in and out. ('Heat'? It is perfect out here!'-my husky.)

I would not let the male try to run the female off so he could eat both bowls of food. ('But, I hunger, hooman!')

I would not let the female drink from the toilet. (The male never wanted to... go figure.)

Just a mean person all around.

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66. Thank you OldBaldy1701E

[happybird]

65. Lol I just heard Bee call me something

Don’t know if it was telepathy or what, but he totally just called me “Woman.” And it was exactly how Robert Plant sounds in Your Time Is Gonna Come, in the line, “This is all I gotta say to you womaan.”

It was so clear in my head. He had a claw stuck in a sweater and couldn’t shake it loose, so I was crawling out of bed to help and telling him to be still, i’m coming, and I heard him in that exact tone. I even pulled up the song to listen and yep. Womaaan. lol.

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67. Hahaha thank you happybird, That;s funny