Excuse me Loungers, but I am here to take your orders. How do you want your eggs done?

[debm55]

[CTyankee]

1. If you are cooking, I'll have Eggs Benedict. Not too soft, not too hard, just right!

[debm55]

4. I am here to please. Coming right up, CTyankee.

[surfered]

11. I'll have what she's having.

[nocoincidences]

44. Nothing is better than eggs benedict.

I'll have several, probably.

Although a nice spicy Bloody Maria (with tequila) might slow my eating down. No promises....

[yellowdogintexas]

52. Team Bloody Maria here. Spicy of course. nt

[ProfessorGAC]

67. I Can See That

Another nice variant is the Bloody Bull. Still uses vodka, but is reinforced with beef broth.
I suppose that would be good with tequila, too.
We could call is a Bloody Toro.

[spooky3]

101. I love EB, too. nt

[hlthe2b]

2. Omelette, of course!

I'm high maintenance

A little onion and chopped ham, chopped green pepper sauteed together, some shredded cheddar cheese, and a little medium spicy salsa. YUM! (the original I-HOP International omelette that is no longer on their menu for those who might remember)

[debm55]

6. Ok, I finally finished your specifics. It's on it's way. hithe2b. Enjoy your eggs.

[hlthe2b]

14. Why thank you!

[Turbineguy]

32. Make that two... please.

[debm55]

77. Thank you Turbineguy. Enjoy. NEXT

[Phoenix61]

3. I'm with CTYankee only sub a crab cake for the ham please. 😀

[CTyankee]

5. Oh, I wish hubby liked crab cakes. I adore them but he's a scoffer...more for me!

[debm55]

7. I have that written down. I am on it. Thank you for your order Phoenix61

[SARose]

8. Over easy

With two slices of bacon, grits and red eye gravy, please!

😬

[debm55]

12. Thank you SARose, Very good hearty meal.

[True Dough]

9. I'll just enjoy

the shells, deb. Should be lots of those left over from this thread!

[debm55]

13. Thank you True Dough. I will set a bowl of shells , Can't let it go to waste , now can we? Your wish is my command.

[FalloutShelter]

10. Scrambled with avocado and Siracha

[debm55]

17. Going with the SW taste. I am right there with you. Enjoy.

[FalloutShelter]

21. Yum

Thanks Deb.

[badhair77]

15. In what the PA Dutch call Honkey Eggs.

Crispy home fries, scrambled eggs, onion, peppers and ham all thrown into one skillet. Delish.

[debm55]

19. Let you in on a little secret. Ours are the best. Enjoy. NEXT

[Sneederbunk]

16. Does this include delivery?

[EarthAbides]

18. Grapes on the side

Two poached eggs please with one slice of sourdough toast!

[debm55]

20. Very classic breakfast. I hope you enjoy. NEXT.

[debm55]

116. Thank you EarthAbides. I have your order. Enjoy. NEXT.

[strongermessage]

22. How can you possibly afford to pay for all of those eggs?

[debm55]

24. We have a hen house in the back. and a large area. They are free range chickens as they run around and only go to the

their house at night. Are you ready to order now? Or do you want some more time to decide.?

[IcyPeas]

23. Like this:

[debm55]

26. Thank you IcyPeas. One Dean Martin special coming up. NEXT

[Different Drummer]

25. I like eggs most ways, but my favorite type is an omelette.

Onions and green peppers with it, please.

[debm55]

78. Thank you very much , Different Drummer. Enjoy. NEXT.

[underpants]

27. Deviled

[debm55]

29. I let you in on a little secret--they are my favorite too. Thank you underpants and enjoy. Next please.

[lastlib]

41. When i see devilled eggs, I want to call a priest for an eggsorcism.....

...and an undertaker for a burial......

[yellowdogintexas]

51. just call them "dressed eggs" and you will be fine. Seriously that is what they were called where I grew up

Guess those conservative Bible thumpers did not want to tempt the Devil?

Either way I love them

[debm55]

79. Okay, that was funny. May I have your order, lastlib. NEXT.

[lastlib]

83. Two eggs--vulcanized.

No runs, drips, or errors. If they can't walk out without leaving a trail, cook 'em some more.

Oh, and bacon.

[debm55]

90. Are you sure you don't want two golf balls? I'll see what I can do. NEXT

[Lunabell]

28. Depends. I love over easy most of the time.

But, soft scramble is easier to make.

[debm55]

30. Oh Lunabell you are so kind. One order of soft scrambled for Lunabell. Enjoy, Next please.

[Lunabell]

31. That's so sweet! Thank you.

I can be really salty at times, but I try to be kind. But, I'm not the "turn the other cheek" kind, though.

[bottomofthehill]

33. Over hard, break the yoke, cooked through, no runny stuff

[debm55]

34. Thank you bottomofthehill. I personally like my eggs that way. Don't like them snotty. Next please.

[yellowdogintexas]

57. tip to avoid snotty eggs: after you drop them in the skillet, drag a fork or knife blade through the section of whites

adjacent to the yolk. You will see the yolk change from clear to white as they heat up.

Of course if you really like them hard, this is immaterial. I like them hard for a fried egg sandwich

[debm55]

82. Thank you yellowdogintexas. I will use that at home. Next.

[Zackzzzz]

61. + Green Taco Sauce

[debm55]

92. What do you want your Green Taco Sauce on? Welcome to DU. NEXT.

[pandr32]

35. Scrambled with chives.

I like them done in a little butter and just set--not dry. A nice bit of fresh cracked black pepper on top.
Most of the time I get them fried and over easy because it is easier.

[debm55]

36. But you want to make it hard on me , right Thank you pandr32. Next. Will this hard order be reflected in my tip

[pandr32]

43. Ha! I tip well.

From my husband, though: "Don't trust men!" He always uses it on female servers and it embarrasses the heck out of me.
This is why I always take the check. We share our accounts, so I am just sparing the servers the sexist jokes. He now tells them "I'm a kept man" if they put the check in front of him, and he motions for them to give it to me. One of these days I will figure out how to deal with him. It's been 24 years now.

[debm55]

53. Just kidding. wanted to add some snark.

[pandr32]

63. I love snark!

[debm55]

84. Thank you .pandr32. Enjoy. and I will be looking for the tip Next.

[Solly Mack]

37. Sunny side up.

[debm55]

38. Thank you Solly Mack. I will pledge to you , that they not be snotty. NEXT.

[Solly Mack]

39. And comes with grits.

[debm55]

45. Solly Mack was that in your original order. I'll try to get them out at the same time but I don't know . thank you, Next

not in original order. ---no tip for me.

[lastlib]

40. Vulcanized.

I don't eat 'em if they drip. Or if they're even damp.

[debm55]

48. Thank you lastlib. One order of vulcanized eggs coming up. Next.

*is lastlib sure it's an egg or a golf ball they want.

[GreenWave]

42. I will just take my pterodactyl eggs uncooked and un-cracked.

You may contact me at #1 East Street.

[debm55]

50. GreenWave. We do not offer pterodactyl eggs. here. We do offer free range chicken eggs. Sorry. Next.

WTF

[Cirsium]

46. Por favor

Huevos Rancheros.

[debm55]

56. Thank you Cirsuim . another SW breakfast. I love Huevos Rancheros. Enjoy. NEXT

[Jeebo]

47. Two eggs, lightly scrambled.

Not mixed up to the point of being a uniform yellow, but just two or three passes with the mixing implement, so that the eggs are swirls of white and a darker yellow. I want them lightly scrambled like that, and with a little diced ham and chopped onions and cheese added, and then cooked just to the point where they are not quite runny. Or, they can still be just a little runny in a couple of spots, but barely cooked that much. It's hard to get them cooked just like this in a restaurant, and I actually feel a little guilty asking the waitperson and cook to fix them to such precise instructions, but that's the way I like them best.

— Ron

[debm55]

60. Thank you Jeebo. I am still writing. Thank you for stopping. I am still writing. I hope you like your eggs. Still

writing. Okay. you is set. Enjoy.

[yellowdogintexas]

49. over easy, with some sort of good bread (toast, biscuits, English Muffin etc) to soak it up.

If possible with some sausage gravy if there are biscuits.

I really like them any way they come but Over easy is my personal favorite

[beemerphill]

54. It is hard to find properly cooked eggs.

Heat the pan to medium-low, add a little butter (or canola), crack two eggs in the pan, break the yolk, fry until the outside whites are done, flip the eggs, fry a little more, place the eggs on lightly buttered deli-swirl rye (or Aldis 12 grain if available), top with another slice of buttered bread, and slice the sandwich diagonally. Enjoy!
I'm easy to cook for-just do it right.

[debm55]

86. Thank you beemerphil. I have an idea. Let's change places. NEXT

[OAITW r.2.0]

55. Ask me in the morning.

[debm55]

114. Well, morning came and went. Where were you? Next.

[OAITW r.2.0]

115. Well, I couldn't find you so I made scrambled eggs.

With chopped onion, a little half and half and shaved shaved parmesan chips. You?

[debm55]

117. Well, you could have given the business to me. I could have easily have made that. Me. I had a cup of tea and a banana.

Working here at The Egg Plant. the last thing I want to see or cook at home are eggs. TY. NEXT.

[womanofthehills]

58. Over easy - super runny - just laid

Cooked in lots of ghee or grass fed beef tallow with a sprinkle of salt and a side of ketchup. Also A side of Amy’s organic refried beans and a home made sourdough tortilla.

[debm55]

118. You actually want them snotty, sorry super runny. And with the tallow and side of ketchup and organic beans and totilla?

You may have to wait a little longer to get that all together. Enjoy your eggs. NEXT

[virgdem]

59. Veggie omelet

with onions, peppers and mushrooms. Hold the cheese. Home fries.

[debm55]

119. Thank you very much virdem. Enjoy. NEXT.

[mobeau69]

62. A gallon of eggnog please.

I made it from scratch a couple of times after New Years when the grocery stores stopped offering it.

The homemade is way better but expensive to make.

[debm55]

89. Sorry it is out of season. Please come back next November(if we are still open) and I will personally serve it to you.

[Martin Eden]

64. Faberge, please

Diamond studded, gold chain.

[JMCKUSICK]

72. I love it

[debm55]

120. And you either. Next

[debm55]

75. NO eggs for you. Next.

[Duncanpup]

65. Dippy

[debm55]

121. They will be dippy but not snotty. We aim to please,Enjoy. NEXT

[ProfessorGAC]

66. Poached

I can live with scrambled, though.
Don't care for fried; hate hard boiled. (Except diced on a salad.)

[debm55]

122. Thank you ProfessorGAC, That will keep you health. Enjoy. NEXT

[electric_blue68]

68. If you would...dry scrambled with a touch of salt, pepper, swiss chesse, chopped onions, garlic powder...

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2 slices of toasted dark pumpernickel bread; one buttered, and 2 slices of bacon.

Will leave a big tip. 👍 ty!

[debm55]

100. You better.

[electric_blue68]

123. Of course! 👍

[Trailrider1951]

69. Mmmm, French toast

Flavored with real vanilla and made from a big thick slice of my homemade whole wheat bread. There's enough for you, too!

[debm55]

76. Excuse me, French Toast is not on the menu. Even though it is made with eggs. We do not serve. Think about it. Until

then. NEXT

[Trailrider1951]

91. Aww, that's too bad. It's one of the only ways I'll eat eggs.

I really don't like them in the usual ways. Perhaps a cheddar cheese souffle, if possible? You could throw in some bacos (soy) bits and I wouldn't complain

[debm55]

93. I'll tell you what. I will make you French Toast. As you are such a nice person. NEXT.

[Trailrider1951]

95. Thank you very much!

[GP6971]

70. Two eggs over hard please. On the flip, 2 half strips

of thin sliced bacon covered with thinly sliced Pepper Jack cheese. Two slices of buttered Jewish Rye bread. Thanks!!

[debm55]

74. Thank you very much. GP6971 NEXT

[JMCKUSICK]

71. Soft boiled please with buttered toast

[debm55]

73. Thank you very much, JMCUSICK, enjoy. NEXT.

[gab13by13]

80. Just crack one and drop in my draft beer glass.

Just for Easter though.

[debm55]

99. Wait a dawg gone minute, you;re telling me you eat them raw., Come back at Easter. and bring you beer glass. NEXT

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[happybird]

81. Love a plate of two over easy

plus toast with butter and strawberry preserves for soaking up the yolky goodness, a side of bacon or fried ham, and a small pile of diced tomatoes. Almost had that for dinner two nights ago but got nervous because of bird flu. I know it’s unlikely, but something about delicious, half-cooked runny eggs made me stop. Instead, I went with option two: well cooked scrambled eggs with a little bit of finely diced onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, spinach, and ham (all cooked in the butter before adding the eggs), topped with cheddar and half a slice of American to tie it all together. And Cholula.

I like egg.

[debm55]

88. Thank you happybird. So is it option one or two???? Option 1 it is. Enjoy. I hope I got the order right. NEXT

[Native]

85. Sunny side up cooked in a ton of bacon grease

[debm55]

87. Thank you Native. Are you sure you want all that grease. Oh well, I not your doctor, . NEXT. Enjoy Native.

[Native]

104. my diet is very healthy, and I'm a poster child for best cholesterol ever. But when it comes to eggs

[OldBaldy1701E]

94. Sunny side up, with cheese grits and toast!

Thanks! You are a peach!

[debm55]

98. I aim to please, Sit down and your order will be out. Enjoy. NEXT.

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[Native]

105. right there with you!

[4TheArts]

96. Eggs Lorraine please!

All these orders ahead of me and no one realizes the treasure of eggs with Canadian bacon and Swiss cheese?

[debm55]

97. Welcome to DU , 4TheArts. . Let's see, I didn't know what the heck Eggs Lorraine was before you told me. It's doable;

Enjoy, NEXT

[Metaphorical]

102. Over easy (but I like omelets too)

I prefer the yolk to be runny, especially if its with a hash or toast. Not a big fan of hard yolks.

[debm55]

113. I will prepare as you order. I like mine the same way.They will be good for dipping but not snotty. Enjoy. NEXT.

[LoisB]

103. Sunny side up with toast. Thank you. Oh, and strawberry preserves on the toast.

[debm55]

112. Thank you LoisB, Nice and easy. Enjoy your eggs. NEXT.

[ShazzieB]

106. Scrambled!

Fluffy, not rubbery and not too liquidy. And beat them until the white doesn't show before cooking, kthx!

Also bacon on the side, and whole grain toast with butter and grape jelly. Yum!

[debm55]

111. Thank you Shazzie. But here at The Egg Plant. You sometime gets what you gets. I will try though. Next

[MayReasonRule]

107. Jammy Eggs - Soft Boiled Please!!!

Yummy!

[debm55]

110. Excuse me , But what the heck are those.???? I will try. But I can not guarantee they will look that . Be prepared. NEXT

[MayReasonRule]

124. What The Heck Those Are Is Delicious!!!

Happy eatin' y'all!

[debm55]

125. Thank you MayReasonRule. We have nothing like that up in PA

[woodsprite]

108. Scrambled w/ American cheese and a side of crispy bacon, please! nt

[debm55]

109. I wll put that order in for you, woodsprite. Enjoy, NEXT.

[keithbvadu2]

126. Lower priced, as promised.

[debm55]

128. I doubt it. Our street has 5 houses with chicken coupes

[MiKenMi33]

127. Over easy with pepper only.

I’m the simple type.

[debm55]

129. Thank you MikenMi33, Your order is complete. Enjoy. NEXT.

[FullySupportDems]

130. I haven't had a Denny's Denver Omelet in forever!

I saw there were already a few orders, the ones with ham, green peppers and onions and more ham. So good.

[debm55]

132. Thank you for placing your Denver Omelet, Take a seat and I work on it. Extra ham on the Denver. Enjoy. NEXT

[FullySupportDems]

134. Thank you!

[3catwoman3]

131. Eggs Benedict made with lox instead of Canadian bacon, with capers added...

...and hold the tomato slice.

I joined some former co-workers for late breakfastearly lunch today, after an indoor mall walk, and got a massive omelette called The Frenchie - sauteed wild mushrooms, caramelized onions, bacon and brie. It was scrumptious, and I would definitely order it again. There is enough left to have it again for tomorrow's lunch.

I love leftovers!

[debm55]

133. That Frenchie omelette sounds great. I will put in your Eggs Benedict with lox and capers , minus the Can bacon and tom.

NEXT.

[dai13sy]

135. I would like 3 over easy eggs with hash browns and bacon

[debm55]

137. dai13sy Coming up Thank you very much

[fargone]

136. Two eggs up on whiskey toast.

[debm55]

138. Thank you fargone, Do want whiskey and toast? Enjoy, Next

[fargone]

139. "Whiskey toast" is rye bread.

[debm55]

140. I am so sorry. I thought you asked for whiskey and toast. Duh on me. Next.

[Emile]

141. Deviled, sprinkled with paprika.