I just received the best birthday present

[EYESORE 9001]

As I was taking my morning stroll, I overheard some MAGAts talking shit about Joe Biden and border issues. I stopped long enough to drop a couple of fact bombs on them, when the most mouthy of the bunch announced, ‘here’s what I think about Joe Biden!’, then tilted in his seat to unleash a sound not unlike a 10-pound carp splashing around in a live well. Sure wish I’d had my camera ready to capture his expression of surprise, horror & disgust. My parting line to that assemblage of dolts: don’t expect Joe Biden to clean up your mess!

[niyad]

1. Wishing you a Happy Birthday.

[EYESORE 9001]

2. Thank you

It’s a big one. There was talk of bringing out some papier-mâché vultures from Halloween to commemorate the auspicious occasion.

[niyad]

5. I shall raise a glass of bubbly in your honour!!

[EYESORE 9001]

7. I have to wait

Drinking on the job is frowned upon for some reason

[niyad]

12. Jeez, some companies just are such downers.

[EYESORE 9001]

13. A buzzkill, to be sure

[Clouds Passing]

3. Happy Birthday 🎂

[EYESORE 9001]

4. Thank you

It’s turning out to be a good one already

[MLAA]

6. Wonderful, well done and Happy Birthday.

[EYESORE 9001]

8. It was all so serendipitous

I was practically skipping as I outran the stench.

[MLAA]

9. Please take a quick shower just to make absolutely sure none of their stink got on you!

[SheltieLover]

10. Happy Birthday!

[LuckyCharms]

11. Happy Birthday!