I wrote a parody of California uber Alles.

[Deep13]

“Now What the Fuck Are We Supposed to Do?”
a parody of “California Über Alles” (Jello Biafra, John Greenway, 1979), and “We Have a Bigger Problem Now,” (presumably also written by Biafra and Greenway), both performed by the Dead Kennedys.

I am con artist Donald Trump,
Again, I fooled you brain-washed chumps.
I made you make me president!
Democracy is so passé.
Bow down to me and pray!
Your kids pledge to me in school,
Learn unprompted compliance, too.
And learn unprompted compliance, too.

[chorus]
Maralago uber alles, Mara-lago u-ber alles
Uber alles Maralago, Uber Alles Mar-a-lago

Christo-fascists control you,
Yet, you think it’s natural.
Sedition for the master race!
You’d better show a happy face.
You really thought, can’t happen here.
Your billionaire bosses are near.
Slavery won’t come back, you say.
You’ll be working twelve-hour days
You’ll be working twelve-hour days!

[chorus]

We’re long past 2024.
Kicking down your front door.
It’s the Proud Boys secret police.
They have come for your woke-ass niece!
Go quietly to a Fed’ral camp.
We’ll deport you immigrant tramps!
It’s all based on constant lies.
We feed you shit and spit in your eye.
Die on VX poison gas!
Maybe in Panama or maybe Iran!
Sacrificed to President Trump.
Sacrificed to President Trump.
And the friends of President Trump!

[chorus]

2025, Andy Sual
Feel free to copy, record, or perform with attribution.

Well, what do you all think?

[Walleye]

1. Very good, excellent, I laugh every time I think of Nancy Mace bragging about graduating from the Citadel

I remember how that school fought tooth and nail, as well as the male students, to keep any female students out. Eventually, they got to go. Nancy Mace think she earned everything on her own. Without the women before her, she would never have gone there.