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The Jacksonville Jaguars-loving dog
A guy walks into a bar during the Jaguars-Bears game with a dog wearing a Jacksonville Jaguars jersey. The bar is dog-friendly, so the bartender greets the man and serves him a beer.
About a third of the way through the game the Jaguars score on a field goal. The dog immediately jumps up and starts high-fiving the rest of the crowd.
"That's pretty awesome," said the bartender. "What does he do when they score a touchdown?"
"I have no idea," the man said. "I've only had him five years."