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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTurkeys cleaning up.
Everyday, these birds show up and clean house on the bird-food I put out.
2nd visit today.
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OAITW r.2.0
Wednesday
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We have one near me that likes a more urban lifestyle. He spends a lot of time
Scrivener7
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Scrivener7
(54,923 posts)1. We have one near me that likes a more urban lifestyle. He spends a lot of time
in the middle of the street - NOT in the crosswalk! - and he assaults the bicycle delivery guys, very aggressively, and won't let them get off their bikes.
Also, he thinks if he stands next to a dark car, no one can see him. So he's there in the street, next to the dark cars, thinking, "I'm cool! No one'll find me here!" while the traffic backs up behind him.
He's not a good neighbor. And he won't go away. I'm starting to think the other turkeys threw him out, and I can see why.
OAITW r.2.0
(29,764 posts)2. They are strange birds...
They seem to march single line when they move. When they fly, they are low and slow.
Scrivener7
(54,923 posts)4. I think they're plotting.
AllaN01Bear
(24,437 posts)3. indeed.
catbyte
(36,630 posts)5. And then there the suburban gangster turkeys...
