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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAn elderly couple entered a McDonald's and sat next to a table where some young people were having dinner. ❤️ 🐱🐶 🐱
The old man walked over and made the order for himself.
He unwrapped the burger, cut it in half and put one half next to his wife. Carefully he counted all the fries and did the same.
He dipped 2 straws in the soda and put it between himself and his wife.
The old woman began to eat her half of the burger, while people stared at her compassionately.
A young man approached them and offered to buy them another portion of food.
The old woman replied not to bother, as they were used to sharing everything.
People realized that the old man had not eaten, he only watched as his wife ate.
The young man approached them and repeated his offer.
This time it was the old man, who explained that no, they were used to sharing everything.
The young man then asked the old man,
And what are you waiting for then?
THE TEETH!!!
He unwrapped the burger, cut it in half and put one half next to his wife. Carefully he counted all the fries and did the same.
He dipped 2 straws in the soda and put it between himself and his wife.
The old woman began to eat her half of the burger, while people stared at her compassionately.
A young man approached them and offered to buy them another portion of food.
The old woman replied not to bother, as they were used to sharing everything.
People realized that the old man had not eaten, he only watched as his wife ate.
The young man approached them and repeated his offer.
This time it was the old man, who explained that no, they were used to sharing everything.
The young man then asked the old man,
And what are you waiting for then?
THE TEETH!!!
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An elderly couple entered a McDonald's and sat next to a table where some young people were having dinner. ❤️ 🐱🐶 🐱 (Original Post)
justaprogressive
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Bernardo de La Paz
(53,690 posts)1. Did not see that coming ! Wow. . . . . nt
gab13by13
(27,305 posts)2. Grapes of Wrath stuff there.
58Sunliner
(5,523 posts)3. That's depressing.
TommieMommy
(1,728 posts)4. Hilarious 🤣