If aliens invited you to be the first human Ambassador to their planet, would you go?

[charlie and algernon]

6 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	HELL TO THE YES!
	3 (50%)
	Only if I can go alone. I hate humans
	1 (17%)
	Only if others go too, I'll need friends there
	0 (0%)
	It's a cookbook!
	1 (17%)
	It's a trap!
	1 (17%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[irisblue]

1. likely not

I do not think I'm very representative of the human species.

[frogmarch]

2. I wouldn't want to go to any planet that

would choose the likes of me to be an ambassador.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. Sounds like something Groucho Marx might say

[frogmarch]

8. Yes. I

sometimes use his material.

[TrogL]

3. Can we swing past Saturn on the way through?

[pscot]

4. I'd love to

but my cat needs me.

[charlie and algernon]

6. Your cat was the one who reccommended you

He phoned-home his superiors.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

5. As long as I can bring Shrimpy

I've been waiting for them to come get me since I was a kid.

[Kingofalldems]

9. Not if the leader looked like Richard Kiel.

[Taitertots]

10. This there going to be any anal probing involved?

Could there be?

[gvstn]

11. I voted, "It's a trap!"

Have you not seen this episode of The Twilight Zone http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man_%28The_Twilight_Zone%29?

Where "To Serve Man" doesn't mean to help our primitive species but means "to serve us for dinner". They figured out the real plan back in 1962.

[HipChick]

12. Without a doubt...

I dont care for humans so much..

[KamaAina]

13. Depends. What planet?

The Vogon planet? No chance. Most of 'em? Sure!