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red dog 1

(29,309 posts) Mon Mar 28, 2022, 04:44 PM Mar 2022

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Caltrans Joke

How many Caltrans workers does it take to change a light bulb?

(answer)
Six. One to change the light bulb and five to stand around watching.

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Caltrans Joke (Original Post) red dog 1 Mar 2022 OP

Speaking of changing light bulbs...... essaynnc Mar 2022 #1

That Caltrains joke ain't a joke. vanlassie Mar 2022 #2

+ 1000 red dog 1 Mar 2022 #3

How many Freudian psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? TlalocW Mar 2022 #4

Good one! red dog 1 Apr 2022 #7

I heard Caltrans is going to lay off 75% of their workers. Mr.Bill Mar 2022 #5

Old WPA joke Brother Buzz Apr 2022 #6

essaynnc

(866 posts)

1. Speaking of changing light bulbs......

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Mar 28, 2022, 04:53 PM

Mar 2022

How many shrinks does it take to change a light bulb????

Just one, but the light bulb has to really want to change!

vanlassie

(5,899 posts)

2. That Caltrains joke ain't a joke.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Mar 28, 2022, 05:20 PM

Mar 2022

red dog 1

(29,309 posts)

3. + 1000

Reply to vanlassie (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 28, 2022, 05:21 PM

Mar 2022

TlalocW

(15,624 posts)

4. How many Freudian psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Mar 28, 2022, 05:28 PM

Mar 2022

Two. One to actually change out bulbs, and the other to hold the penis.

LADDER! I meant ladder!

TlalocW

red dog 1

(29,309 posts)

7. Good one!

Reply to TlalocW (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 6, 2022, 05:23 PM

Apr 2022

Mr.Bill

(24,790 posts)

5. I heard Caltrans is going to lay off 75% of their workers.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Mar 28, 2022, 07:24 PM

Mar 2022

Somebody invented a shovel with a kickstand.

Brother Buzz

(37,798 posts)

6. Old WPA joke

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Apr 3, 2022, 03:37 PM

Apr 2022

Back in the day, a widow lady could request for her lawn to be mowed. They would send out five men and a portable outhouse assembled over the street sewer manhole.

The widow lady came out and asked why they sent five men to mow her puny lawn. A burly man, the foreman, responded. "Ma'am, I got one man coming, one going, one sitting, and one mowing.

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