Donald Trump's and Ron DeSantis' alternative reality: If you call yourself a 'great environmentalist

[TexasTowelie]

Donald Trump’s and Ron DeSantis’ alternative reality: If you call yourself a ‘great environmentalist’ you are one


You will be thrilled, if perhaps surprised, to hear that Donald Trump is a “great environmentalist.”

He said so himself — in Jupiter (the town in Florida, not the planet), where he declared he was “number one since Teddy Roosevelt,” bragged about his eco-friendliness, and signed an order extending the ban on oil drilling off his new home state’s Gulf and Atlantic coasts.

The president then allowed Ron DeSantis to detach his lips from the seat of Trump’s trousers and throw pens to the hooting crowd.

Readers with an attention span greater than a goldfish will recall that until Trump took a gander at the polls a few days ago he was all for drill-baby-drilling offshore and Florida beaches be damned.

Read more: https://www.floridaphoenix.com/2020/09/15/donald-trumps-and-ron-desantis-alternative-reality-if-you-call-yourself-a-great-environmentalist-you-are-one/

[Thomas Hurt]

1. Conservatives are magical thinkers, Trump is a pathological liar.