The Satanic Temple has cool new Florida public school chaplain merchandise, to honor DeSatan!

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It's not shown on their website as of right now, but check it out as soon as possible, FL. It's in response to the "religious chaplains in public schools are OK now" law. Very nice graphic of gator about to devour either a church or a school.

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1. Will there be Pastafarians, too, I wonder?

[Think. Again.]

3. I hope so!

The kids are gonna get a big kick out of the duelling religion clubs at recess!

[JoseBalow]

2. I love TST! Their site has great merch

https://thesatanictemple.com/collections/all-products-excluding-route



Check out their "Name the Abortion Clinic" Fundraiser, where you can Vote For your favorite clinic name:

Leader Board

Right To Your Life Satanic Abortion Clinic
Ministry of Lilith Abortion Clinic
All Unplanned Pregnancies Are Caused By Men Abortion Services
Mrs. Jerry Falwell Jr.s' Pool Boy's Satanic Abortion Clinic
Aborty McAbortface's Abortion Clinic
My Uterus, My Choice Abortion Clinic
The Texas State Legislature's Satanic Abortion Clinic
Billy Graham's Special Friend's Secret Abortion Clinic
Beelzabort the Preemptive Stork's Abortion Clinic
It Rhymes with Shmashmortion Clinic
Idle Hands Satanic Abortion Clinic
The I Don't Want to Give Birth to Another Twit Like Samuel Alito Abortion Clinic
The Wolf Memorial Abortion Clinic
God's Nursery Abortion Services
Alabama Mama's Safe Satanic Abortion Clinic
The Donald’s Family Abortion Clinic
Comstock Satanic Abortion Clinic
Ejaculate Misconception Family Unplanning
Inanna-Ishtar Health Center
Eclipse Reproductive Advocacy Center
Satan’s Sapphic Soul Sanctuary for Serendipitous Saints in Selection
Private Citizen Donald J. Trump's Mushroom Abortion Clinic
Lilith's Place
Your Choice Clinic
Hell help women not create another Cheeto Mussolini
Make Abortions Guaranteed Again
Susan B. Anthony Pro-Woman Abortion Clinic
Ronald Regan Abortion Emporium
It's None of Your Business Clinic
Don’t Kid Yourself Satanic Abortion Clinic

I'm partial to Ronald Regan Abortion Emporium

[LearnedHand]

4. "Samuel Alito's Mother's Abortion Clinic"

The TST funded and named that clinic immediately after Dobbs was handed down.