Heidi Cruz apparently doesn't like Iowa

[47of74]

Yeah Heidi isn't too impressed with Iowa;

In preparation for tonight’s caucuses, Ted Cruz has spent nearly three-quarters of the past month campaigning in Iowa. That means his darling wife, Heidi Cruz, has also had to spend a lot of time in Iowa. And according to a source familiar with the Cruz family, Iowa is Heidi Cruz’s own living hell.

Heidi, who is well-versed in suppressing her disgust for the cameras, is a Goldman Sachs investment manager from a small California college town—a far cry from the cornfields and Pizza Ranches of Iowa. And apparently, it shows.

“Heidi has repeatedly been complaining about how disgusting the voters and whole scene in Iowa is,” our source told Gawker. “She says everyone smokes cigarettes, eats horribly, and wants to hug and touch her all the time. She said that she has to go back to the hotel and take a shower multiple times a day due to this environment.”

According to Heidi’s Twitter, meanwhile, meeting all those Iowans has been “so wonderful.”

Yeah Heidi, don't let the door hit ya when leaving.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Well, you wouldn't expect a dick like Cruz to have a nice wife, would you?

[Marie Marie]

2. Is she channeling Ann Romney?

Imagine having to mingle with the great unwashed masses - poor dear.

[2naSalit]

3. It's commonplace among

that crowd...

[shadowmayor]

4. How about a refugee camp?

Don't like Iowa? Well as a super Christian I'm sure you'd feel much better in a refugee camp. Blood, urine, shit, smoke, hollow-eyed wailing children grabbing your clothes and no showers in sight. Bet you'd be longing for Iowa in less than a NY minute!

[rurallib]

5. What the fuck did she expect? She's meeting Republicans, ferchissakes

not the most refined group in our dear state.

Maybe if she'd met some Dems her perspective would be quite different.

ETA - willing to bet they're not much different in Texas if she were to meet republican voters there. Most likely she only meets the 1% who donate the big bucks.

[47of74]

6. Yeah that was my first thought too.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

7. You mean she actually touched one? Why I never......!!! nt