Kimmy thinks Herr Orange will keep his word about ethanol

[47of74]

Jesus Christ Kimmy is so goddamn naive

Gov. Kim Reynolds says she is taking President Donald Trump at his word that he will uphold an agreement made with farm-state lawmakers and agriculture groups to maintain the ethanol requirements in current law.

On Oct. 4 Trump committed to ensuring in coming years that any exempted ethanol would be replenished by the remaining refineries. However, an EPA rule released last week did not include the agreed upon language to guarantee the required 15 billion gallons of ethanol each year is blended into the nation's fuel supply.

Someone want to waste time and energy explaining to Kimmy that the promises Donny makes aren't worth the toilet paper they're wiped on? I seriously don't have the time and energy to do that when talking to a fucking brick wall would be more effective.

[progressoid]

1. She keeps the base happy by passively supporting him.

But when drumpf inevitably f....s this up, she'll blame it on his EPA.

[rurallib]

2. Hey, he'll treat this promise as if it were a wedding vow!

[47of74]

3. Yeah vows of anysort don't mean much to Herr Orange.