I don't have GPS so I had to rely on an alternative

[TexasTowelie]

[blm]

1. Heheh

[WhiteTara]

2. I knew I lived in a poopy place

The pants of America. Actually, Arkansas is mostly a beautiful place and if the people were more progressive, it would actually be paradise.

[aeromanKC]

3. And me the armpit that is Missouri.

[WhiteTara]

5. Missouri has great beauty too

if only more progressive people lived there, it would be wonderful too.

[Rebl2]

9. They all

live in the urban areas minus Springfield.

[aeromanKC]

10. I would not feel safe in rural Missouri

Too many mask-less knuckle dragging gun toting Neanderthal Trump MAGAt's.

[Ishoutandscream2]

6. Arkansas is absolutely gorgeous

And, I have met some of the friendliest people there. Shame they vote against their own best interests.

[rickyhall]

7. I remember when Arkansas voted Democratic.

[LiberalArkie]

12. It used to be - Elected Win Rockefeller.

Even the evil Orvil Faubus attended a Socialist college along side Pete Seeger.

[Heartstrings]

15. It is beautiful!

Lived up in the Ouachita Mountains for 5 years and loved it!!

[aggiesal]

17. But look at the dump your poopy place made, called Texas! ...

Forgive me, but I'm referencing TX. politics, not those magnificent
people trying to shovel the poopy out and make it blue.

[WhiteTara]

18. Texas used to be so blue

and then KKKarl Rove came and did his thing.

[MyOwnPeace]

4. I see that Donnie

had to use his sharpie to help him figure out where Moscow Mitch sends all of his money!

[Towlie]

8. The chef's name is MIMAL.

 
?

[StClone]

11. The Head is Iowa?

We are the only swing state which got more Red-that isn't cause we got smarts. It is the head only for the point of being part of this gag.

My poor niece works for the Democratic party in Iowa and wanted to turn the state more normal. But the old, isolated, white populace is to weaned on AM Hate radio, nothing will ever change there.

[William Seger]

13. You sure that's fried chicken?

Or...

[AllaN01Bear]

14. tee hee. most eggscllent.

[NurseJackie]

16. I'll never look at the map the same way again.

That's brilliant!