Hiding Drugs in Diapers Was a Shitty Idea, Feds Say After Cincinnati Bust

[TexasTowelie]

The way babies eat, you never know what might end up in their diapers -- but it's typically not drugs.

Earlier this month, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers in Cincinnati recovered a shit-ton of narcotics that were hiding within a shipment of diapers. The big load was intercepted on its way to Australia.

Within the diapers, officers found four pounds of methamphetamine. Betty, CBP's narcotic-detecting dog, sniffed out the contraband.

A release from CBP contains this glorious sentence: "The diapers appeared to be firm and unusually heavy."

Read more: https://www.citybeat.com/news/blog/21158359/us-customs-and-border-protection-in-cincinnati-finds-drugs-in-diapers-in-cincinnati-news

[3Hotdogs]

1. I guess it was a loaded diaper.

[RainCaster]

2. That headline just writes itself

I will leave this to your imagination.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

3. Firm and heavy...but not stinky.

That ain’t right.