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TexasTowelie

(116,749 posts)
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 12:19 PM Apr 2020

A Pa. pastor plans 'Woodstock-like' Easter worship service defying coronavirus precautions: reports

A Pittsburgh-area pastor says he will hold an outdoor 'like Woodstock’ Easter service to protest coronavirus social-distancing guidelines.

Evangelist Jonathan Shuttlesworth of Revival Today ministry has protested the arrest of Rodney Howard-Browne in Florida for holding worship services and violating county orders to limit gatherings and stay at home because of the coronavirus pandemic.

In a video posted on March 30, Shuttlesworth said, “If they are arresting preachers now for having church then I am going to start dressing like an outlaw so I look good for my mugshot.”

Shuttlesworth referred to Howard-Browne as, “my best friend, possibly my only friend in the whole world.”

Read more: https://www.pennlive.com/coronavirus/2020/04/a-pa-pastor-plans-woodstock-like-easter-worship-service-defying-coronavirus-precautions-reports.html

Welcome them all to worship and lock them into quarantine for the remainder of April.

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A Pa. pastor plans 'Woodstock-like' Easter worship service defying coronavirus precautions: reports (Original Post) TexasTowelie Apr 2020 OP
Doubling down on the brown acid, it seems C_U_L8R Apr 2020 #1
Yup - Lock them up! SheltieLover Apr 2020 #2
Life in the Florida panhandle Turbineguy Apr 2020 #3
That post from Jim Wright (Stonekettle Station) scared me! catrose Apr 2020 #4
Stick around, Turbineguy, we need you here and in the voting booth.. Permanut Apr 2020 #10
I hope the praise band is practicing Nearer My God to Thee. tanyev Apr 2020 #5
Please help the good minster start his in prison ministry. gibraltar72 Apr 2020 #6
Hallelujah! Brother Mythos Apr 2020 #11
Dox the Attendees. n/t MarcA Apr 2020 #7
The Holy Spirit will protect them. Duncan Grant Apr 2020 #8
Time for a new Bad Idea Jeans commercial Blue Owl Apr 2020 #9
This is how they own the libs FakeNoose Apr 2020 #12

SheltieLover

(59,599 posts)
2. Yup - Lock them up!
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 12:22 PM
Apr 2020

To quarrantine & pastor for reckless endangerment or whatever they can. And don't let his greedy, defiant ass out! 🤬

Turbineguy

(38,373 posts)
3. Life in the Florida panhandle
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 12:22 PM
Apr 2020

From a Facebook posting:

“Trump Shitshow Summary

I'm going to start here by saying: I honestly won't be surprised if this thing kills us all.

I don't know how it is where you are, but here in the rural redneck Florida Panhandle where I am, this thing is going be like shit through a goose.

This is Matt Gaetz territory. A Southern Baptist church on every corner and country music blaring from every radio. These are hardcore Trump supporters. Trump could spit a virus laden booger in their faces and they'd call it freedom and raise up a cheer.

It's bad here in Florida and it's going to get worse.

We've been bunkered up for 18 days now. We've gone through all the fresh produce, the eggs, the milk, the bread, the snacks, the chocolate. We could probably live on canned goods and the freezer for the next month, but it's going to get worse. Even our idiot president and my idiot governor agree with that. Now. Finally.

So, I reasoned, best to go NOW, before it gets worse and stock up while I can before the risk gets any higher.

Of the people in the house, I'm probably the most ... expendable.

Thus, we decided that I would go, by myself, so as to minimize exposure. I called friends to find out if they needed supplies and got a list. No point in anybody else risking it.

I went to the local military base first.

It's a small training base in the middle of nowhere. They had full security and screening stations set up. Which I was damned glad to see. I didn't have any problem, given that -- as I mentioned -- I've been isolated for the last 18 days. The base commissary was also screening people before being allowed into the store, and provided sanitizing wipes and plastic gloves. The commissary wasn't crowded and I got most of what I needed there.

Most of what I needed. Not all.

So, I had to go to the public grocery store out in town.

And, goddamn, if this actually was The Walking Dead, these booger eating morons would be biting each other in the parking lot just to see how it tastes.

The store was massively crowed. Because NOW, suddenly Trump is talking about 200,000 dead and the Florida governor is suddenly threatening to shut down the state.

I can't get this thing. It'll probably kill me. My health isn't great these days, thank 20 years of military service coming back to haunt me. So, I wore a mask. And long sleeves. And surgical gloves. And I was damned glad I did, because the store was packed shoulder to shoulder. And nobody gave a shit about social distancing. Despite repeated announcements over the store speakers, people crowded into each other, let their kids run wild as usual, coughed with their mouths open, touching their faces, rubbing their eyes, picking their noses. People touching stuff, handling it, putting it back on the shelf. I saw one woman laying over the cart handle, like people suddenly do nowadays, ass sticking out in the aisle. I watched her rest her bottom lip on the handle while she considered her phone.

Because they don't really believe.

I mean, they do, but they don't. Not enough to actually protect themselves and others, to follow the guidelines, to pay attention, to change their habits. Their leaders didn't take it seriously, called it a hoax, and so that's how they regard it.

And thus when this thing comes, these people are going to get sick. Some of them, they're going to die.

And with my luck, they'll probably take me with them.

I got enough supplies to last for a while, hopefully long enough that I don't have to go out again for a few weeks.

Came home and took a shower.”

Permanut

(6,636 posts)
10. Stick around, Turbineguy, we need you here and in the voting booth..
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 11:35 PM
Apr 2020

and as one vet to another, thanks for your contribution to whatever greatness we ever managed to put together in this country.

Duncan Grant

(8,549 posts)
8. The Holy Spirit will protect them.
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 12:46 PM
Apr 2020

Anything is possible when one couples cognitive limitations with supernatural belief systems.

Don’t take my word for it. Just ask an evangelical.

FakeNoose

(35,664 posts)
12. This is how they own the libs
Fri Apr 3, 2020, 08:56 AM
Apr 2020

Yeah, right!



For the younger ones who don't get the reference, Trump is made to look like Reverend Jim Jones who killed off his cult followers by making them "drink the Kool-aid." Most of them did drink it, knowing it was poison.



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