Fetterman Asks Oz If He'd Mind Slowly Repeating Concession For 5th Time

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https://www.theonion.com/smiling-fetterman-asks-oz-if-he-d-mind-slowly-repeating-1849763117

PITTSBURGH–Speaking to the Republican candidate over the phone early Wednesday morning, a smiling John Fetterman reportedly asked Mehmet Oz if he would mind slowly repeating his concession for the fifth time. “I don’t know if you knew this, but I’ve been experiencing some auditory processing difficulties–would you mind repeating yourself again?” said Fetterman, who settled into an armchair as the phone call with his defeated opponent passed the 45-minute mark. “I’m sorry, I didn’t quite get that. A little slower please. You said something about losing? I just want to be absolutely certain I’m hearing this right.” At press time, Fetterman suggested that perhaps he could accept the concession in person if he were ever in New Jersey.

Wasn't sure if this was posted earlier, but it's one of the funniest things I've seen all year - and a giant FU from The Onion to Dr. Fraud.

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[Karadeniz]

1. Hilarious!!!

[ms liberty]

2. The Onion is a treasure. n/t

[FakeNoose]

3. The Onion and Borowitz have kept me sane this year

[twodogsbarking]

4. Thanks for posting. If it was posted earlier I say "so what?" it is good enough to be posted again.

[Probatim]

5. Thanks - I've read it like 10 times and laughed harder each time.