Jerry Falwell Jr.'s wife called 911 last month because he was intoxicated and injured himself

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Jerry Falwell Jr.’s wife called 911 last month because he was intoxicated and injured himself

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[Rorey]

1. Were they so severe that they warranted a 911 call?

Life threatening?

Maybe she was really building a divorce case or something.

[RockRaven]

8. Well, if he was intoxicated and fell he could have suffered a brain injury and it'd be harder

to tell than if he had not been intoxicated. A basic rule of thumb for head trauma is that you cannot get a reliable neurological evaluation until the person is sober. For example, is the slurred speech or confusion from the booze or from the injury?

If he was obviously drunk to start with and then hit his head/face hard enough to get cut up, the cuts are possibly incidental at that point compared to a potential disaster brewing inside his skull (having not listened to the call or read the transcript I don't know what her actual concern was).

[Rorey]

12. I think it's been determined that his brain isn't very big, sooooo

Seriously, though, thanks for the informative post. Those are good points.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Maybe the pool boy fell and landed on top of her.

..oh, wait...

[Rorey]

3. .

[calguy]

4. Hotwifing does not come without risks.

[MontanaMama]

5. Your post should have come with a warning...

I startled the sleeping parrot in my shirt by laughing and he bit me.

[Midnight Writer]

6. Probably threw out his back rubbernecking.

[gopiscrap]

7. what a fucking asshole

he endorsed trump because Michael Cohen blackmailed him with compromising pictures

[phylny]

11. Although he's an Evangelical and a Republican,

I believe what you are saying is true.

[Sneederbunk]

9. Someone messed with his prop glass.

[klook]

10. Gotta watch out for that "black water"!

I don't believe in laughing at people with substance abuse problems, but I do believe in laughing at hypocrites, especially when they are sanctimonious right-wingers. So:


So does this idiot have a path to restoring something of a reputation and career, a la Swaggart? Probably not. Oh, well -- thoughts and prayers, dipshit.

[Rorey]

13. Agree

I agree with everything you said.