West Virginia
Related: About this forumWill you vote for Old Blue, you know he "loves West Virginia!"
He said he loves West Virginia, so it must be so and so.
No mansions here but our Mansion is there.
Our dog is blue and we are too,
Cause we can't do the boogaloo,
Nor shingaling nor jerk nor twist,
We're lucky our state still exists.
Now I don't dance and I rarely jog,
On election daze down past yon bog,
Nor grab the free cash nor drink the free grog,
Nor look through a Raymond's safety catalogue.
A friend of Coal that's all Joe is,
But we all thought we were friends of his,
He'd pumped our paws down at the pig & brew,
Said, "If you'll vote for Joe he'll take care of you"
We elected Joe and so off he went,
With his sights set on our president,
Joe said I'm a democrat through and through,
But we've figured out that our dog's turned blue.
So our dog don't hunt he's picked up the wrong scent,
Said the democrats can just go get bent,
He's an "independent" sort of Blue Dog Dude,
So he can kiss my ass with his Dino attitude.
snakeshit
Somebody please primary Joe Mansion...
Staph
(6,340 posts)But if he's the Democratic candidate, I will hold my nose and vote for him.
A DINO is still better than John Raese, West Virginia's answer to Mitt Romney. Raese was born with a silver spoon in his mouth from his mother's family. He thinks that everyone else has the same advantages, so he sees no problem with ditching the minimum wage, giving tax cuts to the privileged, and ending Obamacare. His family lives in Florida, because West Virginia schools are not good enough for his daughters. His wife is registered to vote in Florida.
Manchin is next to worthless as a Senator, but Raese would be actively hazardous for the people of West Virginia.
Hubert Flottz
(37,726 posts)The Hercules of Horseshit republican from Florida.
Both are Koch powered!
Both pass the gag test 100% of the time.
Joe is the right wing TV's go to guy.
Joe filed his paperwork today.
The friends of coal can rest easy now.
Lasher
(28,298 posts)And no, you can't be President. I've got dibs on the White House.
Hubert Flottz
(37,726 posts)I'm not a "Friend of Coal"...
If coal is your "friend," why is it always doing mean things to your body and your world?
Joe will keep on until coal is the only "friend" he has left.(besides the Koch roaches)
Lasher
(28,298 posts)I'm not a "Friend of Coal" either. Coal companies own our state government and always have. But I'm telling you something you already know.
I guess they'll all be satisfied after they've turned the whole state into a desert with their mega-strip mining.
Hubert Flottz
(37,726 posts)be better off than having a republican or a blue dog in the White House.
I wish Jesco or the Boone county Ninja would run. I'd much prefer either of those two gentlemen over Mansion or Florida Johnny.
Ive just about given up my will to fish, Im so disappointed!
A Robert C Byrd...Joe ain't!