Nova Scotia fishers found a rare yellow lobster - CBC News

[TexasTowelie]

Nova Scotia fisherman Jonathan Porter recounts the moment he found a rare yellow lobster, just off the coast of Pictou Island, N.S., a one-in-30-million catch.

[Scrivener7]

1. I wonder if the red lobsters make fun of the yellow lobsters.

I'm a redhead. I got a lot of "I'd rather be dead than red in the head" when I was little.

I feel for the yellow lobster.

[magicarpet]

2. Nah,...

Poor yellow lobster gets relentlessly pounded with the dumb blonde jokes.

[Scrivener7]

4. .

[magicarpet]

5. Does it taste like bananas ?

[Nictuku]

6. Here is a funny retort my (redheaded) mom taught me

I was a toehead, and very blond as I was growing up.

I used to taunt my mom by saying: "Blondes have more fun!"
Her retort: "Redheads DO what Blondes only dream about"

[Scrivener7]

7. Well... that's true.

[DFW]

3. I hope they put it in an aquarium

It would be a shame to eat it. After all, it isn't going to taste 30 million times as good as any othe lobster.