eBay ad: "1 Government USED Quick Disposal SW1A United Kingdom Circa 2017"

[Denzil_DC]

Condition: Used

Time left: 4d 03h (20 Jun, 2017 11:12:10 BST)

£1,161.00
65 bids

Located in United Kingdom All proceeds go to charity

Postage: £0.65 Standard Delivery
Delivery: Estimated between Fri. 23 Jun. and Sat. 24 Jun.

1 Government USED Quick Removal Deep Flaws.

May possibly be used as garden gnomes although you could find other uses, but they do need a good home.

Removal may incur some costs to the buyer.

Feet should be planted quite deep and at least 1m apart as when they congregate together they tend to get the knives out.

This can frighten the neighbours. Feed with a mixture of manure and compost but not too liberally as you do not want
to promote growth.

Plant in a shaded area but with some light as they have a tendency to migrate over to the dark side and you never know who they might get into bed with. Prickly and full of gristle their Teflon coating means that they are not very bio-degradable, so they are not very good for the environment. Wildlife are strangely repelled by them and foxes hate them.

Removal imperative as new stock arriving soon. Quite happy for them to be shipped overseas.

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[FlightRN]

1. Why didn't we do this? This needs done.

[Duppers]

4. Indeed. This is perfect.

Trump hates mockery. Hope someone more talented than I am is working on it.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

2. Lots of funny questions and answers on the listing.

[angstlessk]

3. Notice how all the women's legs are held tightly together, and all the men's legs are splayed open?

What's that about? I can see why the women have legs together....but the men?

[Denzil_DC]

5. BOOOO!

This listing (**********) has been removed, or this item isn't available.

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[LeftishBrit]

6. LOL! - but who would buy it?