If only bums on glass was the oddest thing to happen in parliament this week
Theresa Mays Brexit manoeuvres make Extinction Rebellions semi-naked protest look like an outbreak of sanity
People pressed their semi-naked bums on the gallery glass in the House of Commons and had to be peeled off by police, and it still wasnt the stupidest thing that happened in parliament this week.
On Monday, the night that parliament was supposed to take back control, protest group Extinction Rebellion got into the gallery, took their kit off and tried to stick a variety of body parts to the glass, turning the House of Commons into some kind of X-rated human zoo.
It seemed weird but by the time Tuesday came around we were all looking back on it as a rare moment of sanity. For one thing, it was just nice to see people who had made a decision. It wasnt the best decision they were going to glue their hands to some glass and wriggle their bums around for a bit but at least something got decided in parliament.
Because what happened next was that MPs, who had just taken control from a government who kept bringing back the same deal over and over again, decided to reject every available option they had created for themselves for the second time in a row.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/apr/03/bums-glass-parliament-brexit-extinction-rebellion