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Newsthump: Nation horrified to realise it wasn't a dream
A bleary-eyed nation has found itself shocked and horrified this morning to realise that it wasn’t a dream.
Boris Johnson has become the actual, real-life Prime Minister.
“I woke up this morning and had this wonderful feeling of blissful ignorance,” explained Simon Williams, a nose-blowing auditor from Ely.
“I was just putting the milk on my coco pops when, all of a sudden, this wave of reality crashed over me and I understood that the scruffy shit one from Have I Got News For You was Prime Minister of the country.”
https://newsthump.com/2019/07/24/nation-horrified-to-realise-it-wasnt-a-dream/