Oh fuck. Exit polls give Tories a large majority.

[muriel_volestrangler]

369 Con, 191 Lab.

SNP 55 Lib Dem 13

(that means the former Scottish Tory leader could be skinny dipping in Loch Ness, if the SNP gets over 50)

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Skinny dipping in Loch Ness in December???

That would warm the cockles of my heart.

[Denzil_DC]

2. Ugh.

My partner told me that Davidson had "promised" to skinny dip if the SNP won over 50 seats. I suggested the word she was looking for was "threatened".

It would be outlandish if the exits were far off the final result. I guess there's always a first time, though.

[Matilda]

3. My condolences to you.

The man's such a twat, and I can hardly believe people would want to have him leading their country.

But then we have Scumo leading us, and he's the pits. A very nasty piece of work.

What is wrong with the world these days?

[Denzil_DC]

4. A narrow escape.

It looks like the SNP's final total will be 48 seats, with healthy majorities in all but a couple of constituencies.