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Turkeys delighted they're able to finally "get Christmas done"(satire)
Rochdale Herald
By Quentin D Fortesqueue - December 13, 2019
Turkeys up and down the country are said to be delighted that they are now in a position to finally “get Christmas done”.
...A spokes-turkey told The Rochdale Herald in an interview this morning.
“ Once Christmas is out of the way we’re really looking forward to having loads of free range free time, fresh air and we’ll finally be able to get on with being brilliant turkeys free from the shackles of tyranny and other assorted stuff associated with living peacefully on a farm.”
“I’m told Christmas is brilliant. Don’t know what it is, but it’s definitely brilliant.”
https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2019/12/13/turkeys-delighted-theyre-able-to-finally-get-christmas-done/