Barack Obama Physically Attacks Vladimir Putin!

[freshwest]

"Barack? You are hurting my hand. Very much."

(Putin 'welcomes' President Obama to the G20 Summit)

https://twitter.com/TheObamaDiary/status/375614448800497665/photo/1

HAHA! Made you look...

ATTENTION: IT'S THE BOG. YOU KNOW THE DRILL. TIA.

K&R poll if you enjoy it:

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	Obama is looking sharp!
	1 (20%)
	Putin is feeling the pain.
	0 (0%)
	Obama: Younger, taller, more hair, better looking!
	2 (40%)
	Putin: The Gerber baby after sixty years.
	0 (0%)
	Obama: Tall, dark and handsome still!
	0 (0%)
	Putin: I really need a vacation.
	0 (0%)
	Obama: I'll take Hawaii over Siberia any day.
	0 (0%)
	Putin: I saw Sarah Palin from my porch.
	2 (40%)
	Obama: I thought you didn't believe in spying.
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	I'll post my opinion of this international incident below.
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	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[hrmjustin]

1. K&R!

[longship]

2. Couldn't resist the Terminator quote.

I need a vacation.

(Since Putin undoubtedly sees himself as Ahnold the Governator.)


Fun!

[freshwest]

3. Thanks for the meme of that one! Now to decide how to vote myself...

[IrishAyes]

17. So many fine choices...

What to do, what to do? I finally went with Putin seeing Palin from his porch. I could just imagine each of them standing with binoculars trained.

Although I was charmed with the idea of President Obama putin the squeeze on Putin.

[freshwest]

20. I kept changing my vote, since DU allows that! Went with tall, dark and handsome!

I liked 'Younger, taller, more hair, better looking' but a lot of people went with that. As for Putin watching Palin, I've got a lot of pictures of him near the chain of islands that connect Russia and Alaska. It could happen, you know!

[IrishAyes]

21. It would make a great graphic.

Any 'toonists in the house?

[freshwest]

22. Nope, but I just went there for you with google images:

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Bears are involved at the beginning:

Putin asks: A Russian bear defecting to Alaska?



Palin is safely kept in a bubble in the corner of this picture of a bear moocher:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uzVZA7KHnGA/TE-S9VUqdWI/AAAAAAAABR4/Hzl6gy_IusU/s400/palin+meets+bear.jpg

Maybe not safely kept in a bubble. See Sarah. See Sarah's gun. No killing. Yet:



See Putin. See Putin's gun. He's really 'loaded for bear.' Should Putin put his shirt on? No killing yet:



Classic campaign poster of Palin quote and with Putin spying at Alaska in 2008. Yes, their voters saw that as foreign policy experience:



And that's the year when everything went wrong:

Video: Watch Sarah Palin shoot Alex Ovechkin with a hunting rifle

Warning: This satirical video does contain some graphic images and a violent scene of wild-game hunting that aired on TLC's "Sarah Palin's Alaska" recently. With that out of the way, here's one of the oddest places we've ever seen Alex Ovechkin (notes) show up in pop culture:

The video comes from Tauntr.com, with the following description:

After finding out America wouldn't get to host the 2022 World Cup, former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin decided to get rid of some pent up rage the most patriotic way she knows how - hunting. Although her and her crack squad of assassins were out for some caribou, they stumbled across a much more rare and prized trophy, one native to Russia that must've somehow crossed the Bering Strait and invaded Palin's beloved home of Alaska.

By linking to this video from Tauntr, Puck Daddy in no way endorses the politics or potential presidential candidacy of Sarah Palin; nor the ideology of those who oppose her; nor the shooting of wild game; nor the shooting of dancing Russians that appear in commercials for discount auto dealers in the D.C. metropolitan area; nor the shooting of Alex Ovechkin of the Washington Capitals or any NHL player; nor the state of Alaska, the Bering Strait and Russia; nor wascally wabbits, Mr. Elmer Fudd or another other standard-bearer of the hunting parody.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/video-watch-sarah-palin-shoot-alex-ovechkin-hunting--nhl.html

The video referred to is linked to another website with comments and is named:

Palin's Huntin' Wussians

http://www.tauntr.com/content/palins-huntin-wussians

I didn't watch, but some can 'bear' it. A deluded comment from the site:

Teo (not verified) 17 weeks 6 days ago

Palin is going to energize the Conservative base and helps to esunre the GOP continues towards Conservatism but that's another story for another blogpost. We as Conservatives can continue to heal, equalize and more importantly UNIFY to FIGHT AGAINST the Obamessiah.She clearly isn't a Beltway Basic. She isn't a DC Poison Drinker. She will be a Voice for Conservatism. She is pro-gun, pro-life, young enough to be a bridge to the next and growing generation of GOP'ers, a family woman, her life revolves around family. She's positive, good-looking (1. Don't think that doesn't count and 2. Ever notice how GOP women are predominantly positive and attractive, and Demorat women are predominantly negative and unattractive?), athletic, decisive, determined, considered, intelligent. I also think she'll be tough enough, convinced enough, driven enough to make it through the DEM media bombast and shit that you KNOW the MSM will hurl at her in order to see what sticks. First issue: the MSM will attack Palin for abandoning her Downs infant for campaigning. Trust me on this. Just wait and see what kind of coverage the GOP Convention gets this coming week whatever coverage is provided will be short, negative. NO Love Fest whatsoever. McCain CAN pull this off against Obama.BZ

That's all for now, gotta go.

[freshwest]

32. IrishAyes, where are you? Sorry no cartoon, but I tried. I have a secret though...

I like Putin. There, I said it!

[Cha]

4. Fun poll, fresh.. my opinion on this international incident is..

Putin: "You're hurting my hand".. he winced between clinched teeth.



http://theobamadiary.com/

[freshwest]

6. But he kept smiling! This one called 'Obama Gives Putin Historic Death Stare At The G20 Summit':

Via CNBC's Eamon Javers, this is President Barack Obama giving Russian President Vladimir Putin a significantly intense death stare upon their meeting at the G20 summit in St. Petersburg, Russia.

http://www.businessinsider.com/obama-putin-photo-meeting-g20-summit-2013-9

Eeek!

[Cha]

7. If you call that a smile.. lol I was looking for that pic..

Classic! Mahalo fresh~

[mountain grammy]

11. I look at this picture and think; if I were Putin, I'd back down..

Go get him, Mr. President!

[DevonRex]

15. He is

not pleased. To say the least.

[JustAnotherGen]

27. See now

He has sun glare on his head . . . I think the sun is in his eyes.

[MADem]

8. Look at Putin's feet in that picture.

I think he's wearing elevator shoes. No wonder he's wincing--his FEET hurt!

Men have a hard time with those elevator shoes--Bush used to wear them; they accounted for his perpetual scowl and monkey-like walk!

[freshwest]

31. I never would have thought of that. He likely thinks Obama is freakishly tall...

[MADem]

33. Bush used to wear them, too. He always shrunk a few inches when he was

'cuttin' brush' on the ranch.

If you want to look at the "Bush Lurch," just put any guy in a pair of high heeled wedges--you'll see the exact type of walk--clump, clump, clump; arms out to the side, trying to keep balanced.

[freshwest]

36. Wow, you'd wonder why he would do that. None of those guys had the presence of FDR on crutches or

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in his wheelchair. Can you imagine the current crop of shallow voters who want instant gratification, the American Idol crowd, would want a man like FDR today?

I don't think he'd have any luck running a campaign. I can hear it now:

'Not able to stand up for himself, so he won't stand up for us; been waited on hand and foot, so can't know how hard our lives are; born into money, so he's one of them.'

And whatever they could think of to discount the man and not listen to him.

People were down to earth and had seen real suffering, not this first world angst, but the real thing. They were much more grounded back then and looked to ideas and character instead of the slick marketing and cheap thrills of today.

I hope we get back to the respecting of person's mind like that of Obama or Kerry and learning, even if not agreeing, just listening and thinking for a minute, not doing this media trained reaction. And soon.

[MADem]

38. +1,000 nt

[freshwest]

5. Obama is much more popular than Putin, but Vladimir still has one good friend:

[DevonRex]

12. That puppy is not happy. And that "happy face" on Putin?

Creepy. That's the sickeningly sweet happy face I've seen on really evil kids who try to fool adults into thinking they're normal.

I knew a person like that.

[freshwest]

13. He'd just been handed the puppy as a gift. But still: Aww, puppy!

That pup looks very intelligent, almost human, I might add.

[DevonRex]

14. He looks so huggalicious. A nice gay couple should

rescue that puppy from Putin. Do a stealth cat, um, puppy burglar op. Whisk that puppy to safety and to a loving home.

[IrishAyes]

19. Puppy looks more human than the creep holding him.

[IrishAyes]

18. Yeah... one that he had to buy.

Poochy doesn't look too happy, though. Wonder what happened to him after the photo op?

[JustAnotherGen]

28. Release the puppy!

He looks like he is need of a hostage negotiator.

[MADem]

34. That poor dog looks like he's been sold into bondage. Putin looks like he's thinking up recipes!

Creepy.....

[sheshe2]

9. Great poll!

That picture OMG! Obama's hand completely surrounds Putti Put's! No wounder it hurt!

Thanks fresh~

[freshwest]

10. Morning sweet. Woke up and couldn't go back to sleep. May try again... Yawn!

[sheshe2]

24. Uncle! I give up, Uncle! You are hurting me~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Putin: I'll hold my breath until you let go!

Obama: Please Proceed Mr Putin.



Thanks freshwest. Excellent thread!

[freshwest]

29. Oh, that is even better!

[sheshe2]

35. ...

[freshwest]

37. Awww.

[Isoldeblue]

16. Putin: I saw Sarah Palin from my porch.

And it looks like she got a boob job and face lift...

Funny poll, fresh! We all needed a chuckle

[treestar]

23. That is a great pic!

Going to save it for my Putin collection!

[LostOne4Ever]

25. Obama is younger, taller, better looking and has more hair

So I wonder if Putin's head would explode if he saw Obama shirtless and he realized Obama outclassed him in every way!

[JustAnotherGen]

26. I had to go with Hawaii

On this one!

[freshwest]

30. Gotta go with that, too. Although Siberia is quite a marvel itself.