Buh-bye

[babylonsister]

[rurallib]

1. Your turn is coming soon, Mitch

start packing.

[Blue Owl]

6. Here's what will be in McMonnell's consolation basket:

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[Contrary1]

11. And for his sweet tooth (Do turtles have teeth?)

Oh, well...

[Curmudgeoness]

14. Turtles have beaks.

But that seems appropriate too.

[kairos12]

17. LOL

[treestar]

28. +1

[applegrove]

2. I just keep thinking of when Ted Cruz shut down congress last fall and Cantor and the

Republicans did a photo-op with all Republicans sitting on one side of a conference table....willing to negotiate with Dems on health care it tried to say...and what a bunch of fakes they were on that day. They had no control of their own party those weeks...the GOP was in the grip of a cult and still is...but they made it look like Obama wasn't doing something right by not tearing up the ACA. How pathetic they were then.

[AAO]

7. And think about how stupid Ted Cruz is!

He renounced his Canadian citizenship. What a dumbass. If I could be so fortunate to have a Canadian citizenship, I'd hold on to that like someone was trying to steal my dick.

[1StrongBlackMan]

12. But he had to ...

I hear he wants to run for Presi dent!

[applegrove]

15. I was worried Ted Cruz was going to keep his canadian citizenship and run for President of the USA

on a platform of joining the two countries. I'm Canadian and I was very

[AAO]

18. OMG

[IrishAyes]

38. How pathetic they still are and always shall be - for what I hope will be a VERY limited

existence, at least in the sense of being a force for evil. Because that's what they are - absolute, unmitigated EVIL.

[stage left]

3. The turtle man looks terrified.

No offense to real turtles.

[AAO]

9. No offense taken.

They're not on the internet (yet), so you got away with a freebee!

[stage left]

20. Ha!

You got me there.

[BrotherIvan]

24. DUzy!

[AAO]

29. Very generous of you BI!

[BrotherIvan]

30. Anyone who speaks for turtles speaks for...

...well, cheers!

[AAO]

32. My wife is a turtle nut, er, collector.

She has entire rooms filled with every kind of turtle ceramic, jewelry, - just tons of stuff. She even has a turtle USB drive.

So although I always thought highly of turtles, I have new found appreciation of the gentle, apolitical, righteous, and lovable turtle!

As the white-faced boy said it best "I LIKE TOITLES!".

[BrotherIvan]

33. My friend is wild about turtles

Whenever we go on a scuba diving trip, he will feel totally cheated if he doesn't see at least one turtle. He almost got lost by crazily swimming after one and couldn't find his way back. They are absolutely amazing underwater and definitely the most chill little dudes ever. He calls them "The Gentleman of the Ocean" and thinks your wife has great taste.

[AAO]

35. My g/f (now wife) swam off the coast of Grand Cayman and were attacked by a mean ass turtle

We hightailed it back to the boat with the fucker in hot pursuit. He/She (what the hell do I know when my life's flashing before me) was probably a 1000 pounder with a jaw that could probably take off a forearm. Now THAT was fun! But I still love turtles in general. This was actually a tortoise, so I take it all back.

[BrotherIvan]

36. Wait, wut?

You were running from your lives...from a tortoise? If that isn't one of the strangest mental images I've had in a long time!

[AAO]

37. Well, it was stranger than fiction, but horrifying, and life threatening.

[AAO]

41. Yes, it's funny - but you wouldn't feel that way as you are swimming for you life!

[AAO]

40. Same thing happened to us off Grand Cayman

We all had to get back on the boat - it was a huge nasty looking turtle - and he was apparently pissed at us! We went to a different spot. He could have taken an arm off! Or a foot!

[IrishAyes]

39. I think they have trouble typing with those webbed feet.

[Ellipsis]

4. Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.

[MissDeeds]

5. I hate that smug asshat

On the upside, he may save a boatload of money on hair styling and black hair dye. What a pompous, arrogant ass.

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. "Something isn't kosher, including new House Majority leader, Eric"

Buh-bye indeed.

[Peacetrain]

10. Good One!!!

[Cha]

13. Obama being gracious as

always.

thanks babsis

[stage left]

21. I hope the President is laughing on the inside.

I'm sure he needs a good chuckle, having to deal with these morons all the time.

[Cha]

22. check this out for "karma", stage left..

http://sync.democraticunderground.com/10025084229

[stage left]

23. I love it that he's gone

And President Obama is still there. Now if we could get rid of some more of these twits.

[smallcat88]

16. Please, Eric

DO let the door hit you on the way out. Hard.

[sheshe2]

19. Buh-bye

Widdle Erwik!

Thanks bsis.

[ucrdem]

25. Hedges needs a gift too it seems:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025086954

It's been a good week.

[riversedge]

26. Your nap time in the pasture in coming in November Mitch M!!

[pinto]

27. LOL.

Good one.

[BrotherIvan]

31. Who can resist?