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Satire: Let Me Remind You F**kers Who I Am. by Hillary Clinton
I so needed this:
I’m Hillary goddamn Clinton. I’m a political prodigy, have been since I was 16. I have an insane network of powerful friends. I’m willing to spend the next eight years catching shit on all sides, all so I can fix this fucking country for you. And all you little bitches need to do is get off your asses one goddamn day in November.
“Oh but what about your eeeemaaaaillls???” Shut the fuck up. Seriously, shut the fuck up and listen for one fucking second.
Here’s all you need to know about me:
1. In 1992, I said I was proud to have followed my career instead of baking cookies.
2. The GOP fucking dragged me for it. They made me bake cookies. They’re scared of me.
3. Every time I have a job, y’all love me. Every time I run for anything, the GOP breaks out the big guns again and fucks me up good. And apparently it fucking works.
“Oh but what about your eeeemaaaaillls???” Shut the fuck up. Seriously, shut the fuck up and listen for one fucking second.
Here’s all you need to know about me:
1. In 1992, I said I was proud to have followed my career instead of baking cookies.
2. The GOP fucking dragged me for it. They made me bake cookies. They’re scared of me.
3. Every time I have a job, y’all love me. Every time I run for anything, the GOP breaks out the big guns again and fucks me up good. And apparently it fucking works.
More:
https://medium.com/shitHRCcantsay/let-me-remind-you-fuckers-who-i-am-e6e8b297fe47#.g410lkutv
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That was good! Lol 
A hacked email worth reading? 
Isn't this exactly what we've been saying - before we kept being sent on vacation repeatedly, censored and cornered?
Great find, ehrnst.
Just perfection!
